DoogyRev Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 Its it your Gut.... and the strange alien things are the toggles from the draw string of your green trousers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Husky Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 it looks like a hospital ceiling... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 Not sure about a poll!but here is a pic of me... If anyone can work out what it is, I will be impressed... It looks like a photo taken from under your leg and up your nose while sitting in an office. but I'm worried about what the 10mm hole was in! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James B Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 Defo sure he meant to avoid dings etc. Take it as a compliment fella! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captain Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 I'm a doctor. You look like a retard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zugara Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 Wouldnt worry about it, I had a slanging match with a neighbour yesterday cos i parked in a "public" space, which happens to be outside their house, and they have assumed that its "their" space because of its location. WRONG. Still the sodium chlorite will help their little hedge row grow...... So, I can assume your chap was trying to be helpful in suggesting you park elsewhere to avoid the carpark rash... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deank93 Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 Based on your opening post I'd have assumed he was suggesting it because nobbers might **** your car.....unless you drove into the car park at break neck pace in which case he may have been having subtle pop but like someone else said he might have a an Aston at home and appriciate how frustrating it is having to risk a nice car in Tesco....either way i wouldn't let it bother you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cragus Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 I'm going to play it safe on this one and say..... yup Tard! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarnie Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 Slimjim at the Wales meet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Husky Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 I want to laugh but that wee guy is probably having an awesome time! I wish I had plastic nunchucks, a superman t-shirt and a mask made from a party hat. I probably don't need the elbow pads though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slimjim Posted March 21, 2011 Author Share Posted March 21, 2011 So the results are... 1. Yes, I probably DO look like a retard... 2. Even if I DID have an Aston Martin, parking it in a disabled space MAKES you a retard, if the only reason you are parking it there is to not get it dented. 3. I am paranoid. . . . 4. It's a 10mm vertical stretch with a 1.6m horizontal trans bar. Which I presume qualifies me as a retard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captain Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 So the results are... 1. Yes, I probably DO look like a retard... 2. Even if I DID have an Aston Martin, parking it in a disabled space MAKES you a retard, if the only reason you are parking it there is to not get it dented. 3. I am paranoid. . . . 4. It's a 10mm vertical stretch with a 1.6m horizontal trans bar. Which I presume qualifies me as a retard I've just done a little sick in my mouth................ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slimjim Posted March 21, 2011 Author Share Posted March 21, 2011 I've just done a little sick in my mouth................ That's not right for a doctor! To be fair, that WAS 10 years ago! All taken out and kinda healed up now. Still have "some" metal in me... but I guess you squeamish lot won't want to know where Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captain Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 I've just done a little sick in my mouth................ That's not right for a doctor! To be fair, that WAS 10 years ago! All taken out and kinda healed up now. Still have "some" metal in me... but I guess you squeamish lot won't want to know where I'm a Luuuuurve Doctor.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slimjim Posted March 21, 2011 Author Share Posted March 21, 2011 I'm a Luuuuurve Doctor.......... Not kissing you with sick in your mouth! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choptop Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 I'm a Luuuuurve Doctor.......... Not kissing you with sick in your mouth! I bet you would if he had taken out in his borrowed GTR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slimjim Posted March 21, 2011 Author Share Posted March 21, 2011 I bet you would if he had taken out in his borrowed GTR Maybe a few extra seconds to think about it ... but then still no Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choptop Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 I bet you would if he had taken out in his borrowed GTR Maybe a few extra seconds to think about it ... but then still no Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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