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I'm off on a Mystery trip with the lads. It's not much of a mystery as I have rumbled the secret destination "Split Croatia". Has anyone been there before or no if it's any good? :D

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I'm off on a Mystery trip with the lads. It's not much of a mystery as I have rumbled the secret destination "Split Croatia". Has anyone been there before or no if it's any good? :D

 

Why the mystery? Is it your stag? :surrender:

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I wish it was, I would stay there and do a runner instead of getting married. Every year the me and the boy's from my old Uni days disappear for a week on a Mystery week away. Very messy and a bloody good laugh. :yahoo:

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Ive been to Split, its really really nice! Only stayed there for 2 nights then went off to Hava. The women are amazing, the food is amazing, the drinks are amazing and everything is cheap cheap cheap.

 

Put it this way, i got a Chateaubriand 12oz Steak, veggies and chips for £10, whereas over here it is around £50 where i go for it

 

:D

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Back from Split :thumbs:

 

The run down

 

Split stinks of sulphur and is very average, however a quick catamaran across the sea to Hvar and you get to the most amazing place, cheap booze and food, great clubs and bars, the clearest water I have ever seen, great for swiming and diving.

 

Oh yeah and it has the highest amount of beatiful women per capita anywhere I have ever been, it is uncanny. Walking down the street was like being buzzed by a 100 red arrows, you just don't know where to look. :yahoo::yahoo::yahoo::yahoo::yahoo::yahoo::yahoo::yahoo:

 

Oh and I rode a moped for the first time (4 wheels are my thing) and managed to crash it within 10 seconds, quite a record me thinks :p

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Back from Split :thumbs:

 

The run down

 

 

Oh yeah and it has the highest amount of beatiful women per capita anywhere I have ever been, it is uncanny. Walking down the street was like being buzzed by a 100 red arrows, you just don't know where to look. :yahoo::yahoo::yahoo::yahoo::yahoo::yahoo::yahoo::yahoo:

 

:p

 

:worthless:

 

:teeth:

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Back from Split :thumbs:

 

The run down

 

Split stinks of sulphur and is very average, however a quick catamaran across the sea to Hvar and you get to the most amazing place, cheap booze and food, great clubs and bars, the clearest water I have ever seen, great for swiming and diving.

 

Oh yeah and it has the highest amount of beatiful women per capita anywhere I have ever been, it is uncanny. Walking down the street was like being buzzed by a 100 red arrows, you just don't know where to look. :yahoo::yahoo::yahoo::yahoo::yahoo::yahoo::yahoo::yahoo:

 

Oh and I rode a moped for the first time (4 wheels are my thing) and managed to crash it within 10 seconds, quite a record me thinks :p

How right was I? ;)
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Yes yound Sir i take my hat off to you> B)
You will, when you see the video i have of a sexy lady jumping up and down fully naked off strapinski island just off the coast of hava. Nudist beaches are cool lol
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Split Croatia, as in

 

SPLIT, high volume of good split arse

 

CROATIA, thats where it is.

 

Hence the name, Split Croatia.

Nooo, Hava, as hava good time with the hot eastern european sex godesses that love english men.
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Split Croatia, as in

 

SPLIT, high volume of good split arse

 

CROATIA, thats where it is.

 

Hence the name, Split Croatia.

Nooo, Hava, as hava good time with the hot eastern european sex godesses that love english men.

 

 

:teeth::teeth::teeth:

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