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Pah, the wife will be bringing me beer while I play MW2. You have to get your own, brother!

 

I'm sure I can manage the 6 inch reach to my beer fridge next to the telly.

 

:p

Touche! :lol:

is that because this is now your main fridge? i suppose being single can have drawbacks :blush:

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Pah, the wife will be bringing me beer while I play MW2. You have to get your own, brother!

 

I'm sure I can manage the 6 inch reach to my beer fridge next to the telly.

 

:p

Touche! :lol:

is that because this is now your main fridge? i suppose being single can have drawbacks :blush:

How-To-Keep-People-Out-Of-The-Beer-Fridge.jpg

 

@*!# John that's dark :blink:

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Pah, the wife will be bringing me beer while I play MW2. You have to get your own, brother!

 

I'm sure I can manage the 6 inch reach to my beer fridge next to the telly.

 

:p

Touche! :lol:

is that because this is now your main fridge? i suppose being single can have drawbacks :blush:

How-To-Keep-People-Out-Of-The-Beer-Fridge.jpg

 

@*!# John that's dark :blink:

 

made me giggle

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Exactly! Quoted by a girl with a glass of rose, x factor on the TV sat on the sofa with her GBF :lol:

 

:lol: Ditto but have bubbles instead ;)

 

Vik - GBF? Details for Markie please. :thumbs:

 

:teeth: Markie - hon- I told u all about him on the Hoon - is adrenalin junkie & loves his cars - but he's taken :shrug:

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Exactly! Quoted by a girl with a glass of rose, x factor on the TV sat on the sofa with her GBF :lol:

 

Ditto but on my own :(

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sorry thats mean, i cant talk being on my own :surrender:

 

Do you want a :slap: ? All it will take is one word to Nic and I'm sure she'd do me the favour tomorrow and add you to her list!!!

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Exactly! Quoted by a girl with a glass of rose, x factor on the TV sat on the sofa with her GBF :lol:

 

Ditto but on my own :(

tiny-violin1.jpg

 

 

sorry thats mean, i cant talk being on my own :surrender:

 

Do you want a :slap: ? All it will take is one word to Nic and I'm sure she'd do me the favour tomorrow and add you to her list!!!

:D

 

oh oh, i think im like 2nd on her list already :lol:

as long as i dont join another list :scare:

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My top ten (for what its worth)

 

1) The passenger seat is for my handbag

2) The spare room is full of my clothes

3) I can drink a bottle of wine , leave some, and its there the next day

4) Farting in bed - noise is not an issue

5) Loo door open

6) Hoover once a month whether it needs it or not (snigger)

7) ALL the cushions are mine on the sofa

8) I always get my favourite cup

9) DIY is done at my pace (slow)

10) I don't have to share chocolate/pizza/ice cream etc

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My top ten (for what its worth)

 

1) The passenger seat is for my handbag

2) The spare room is full of my clothes

3) I can drink a bottle of wine , leave some, and its there the next day

4) Farting in bed - noise is not an issue

5) Loo door open

6) Hoover once a month whether it needs it or not (snigger)

7) ALL the cushions are mine on the sofa

8) I always get my favourite cup

9) DIY is done at my pace (slow)

10) I don't have to share chocolate/pizza/ice cream etc

11) Free choice of lippy & knickers to put in the overnght bag

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