Husky Posted November 7, 2009 Posted November 7, 2009 As the title suggest, i thought this as i was cleaning my wheels tonight... so this is number one on the list: 1: Free use of the bath or sink to clean anything you want without being moaned at: please add too 2: Only have to do your OWN ironing 3: i can eat what i like when i like and don't have to bother what anyone else wants for dinner........... 4: Taking a dump with the bathroom door open is something I miss. I have to shut the door otherwise Mrs T has a fit, I showed her the pic of the wheel in the bath, she thought it was funny too but wasn't keen when I asked if I could do it. 5: 5: You can watch any crap on the telly or those DVD box sets that no one else likes - and watch them in the buff or your shorts (delete as required!) Living in a simple nudist camp 6: 6: forgot to add 25% off your council tax so you have more money to spend on the Zed 7: Laugh at other couples having arguments when out with your friends ! 8: I can make as much mess as I like and I KNOW it will get tidied up so it doesn't bother me. 9: - You can go to Asda's at 12 Monday night, buy Modern Warfare 2 then sit up all night playing it without getting moaned at. Or anything for that matter. midnight tesco runs are where its at! 10: Pup, you missed an all important one for you. You can post on the 350z-uk.com until your fingers go numb. Quote
nurrish Posted November 7, 2009 Posted November 7, 2009 Do you think this could be the reason why your single? Quote
nixy Posted November 7, 2009 Posted November 7, 2009 just wondering why not outside with the hosepipe??? Having said that, as long as you clean up after yourself........... Reason number 2: - I only have to do MY OWN IRONING............. Quote
rich5259 Posted November 7, 2009 Posted November 7, 2009 what are reasons 3 to 10? BTW your rays look like they've been anodised in gold Quote
Husky Posted November 7, 2009 Author Posted November 7, 2009 what are reasons 3 to 10? BTW your rays look like they've been anodised in gold Is my bling bruva. Innit!! reasons three to ten are to be provided by others Quote
nixy Posted November 7, 2009 Posted November 7, 2009 i can eat what i like when i like and don't have to bother what anyone else wants for dinner........... Quote
Tarmac@TarmacSportz Posted November 7, 2009 Posted November 7, 2009 ha ha, pmsl. ! That's class bud. Taking a dump with the bathroom door open is something I miss. I have to shut the door otherwise Mrs T has a fit, I showed her the pic of the wheel in the bath, she thought it was funny too but wasn't keen when I asked if I could do it. Quote
Husky Posted November 7, 2009 Author Posted November 7, 2009 at least you tried i had to put a lock on specially when someone visited Quote
stanski Posted November 7, 2009 Posted November 7, 2009 5: You can watch any crap on the telly or those DVD box sets that no one else likes - and watch them in the buff or your shorts (delete as required!) Quote
stanski Posted November 7, 2009 Posted November 7, 2009 6: forgot to add 25% off your council tax so you have more money to spend on the Zed 7: Laugh at other couples having arguments when out with your friends ! Quote
nixy Posted November 7, 2009 Posted November 7, 2009 I can make as much mess as I like and I KNOW it will get tidied up so it doesn't bother me. Quote
stanski Posted November 7, 2009 Posted November 7, 2009 Husky keep these posts up and you will get some Zed chick hunting you down Quote
Danny 350Z Posted November 7, 2009 Posted November 7, 2009 I think we should put out a 'calling all cars' stylee for a woman for both Husky and Coops. Things are getting desperate! Quote
Husky Posted November 7, 2009 Author Posted November 7, 2009 Husky keep these posts up and you will get some Zed chick hunting you down i think thats highly unlikely, especially with this thread Quote
nixy Posted November 7, 2009 Posted November 7, 2009 you are so mean - the poor guy puts his wheels in the bath and suddenly he's desperate..........Now coops on the other hand....... Quote
stanski Posted November 7, 2009 Posted November 7, 2009 Husky keep these posts up and you will get some Zed chick hunting you down i think thats highly unlikely, especially with this thread Dont be so negative mate everybody loves a fluffy dog Quote
Danny 350Z Posted November 7, 2009 Posted November 7, 2009 the poor guy puts his wheels in the bath and suddenly he's desperate No, I take it back. Quote
Husky Posted November 7, 2009 Author Posted November 7, 2009 the poor guy puts his wheels in the bath and suddenly he's desperate No, I take it back. :P the thread is about how its good to be single aswell Quote
nixy Posted November 7, 2009 Posted November 7, 2009 Exactly! Quoted by a girl with a glass of rose, x factor on the TV sat on the sofa with her GBF Quote
Danny 350Z Posted November 7, 2009 Posted November 7, 2009 glass of rose, x factor I'm watching XFactor, drinking tea as I'm up at half five for work I WANT BEER! Quote
Husky Posted November 7, 2009 Author Posted November 7, 2009 glass of rose, x factor I'm watching XFactor, drinking tea as I'm up at half five for work I WANT BEER! danny! are YOU the GBF???? Quote
Danny 350Z Posted November 7, 2009 Posted November 7, 2009 glass of rose, x factor I'm watching XFactor, drinking tea as I'm up at half five for work I WANT BEER! danny! are YOU the GBF???? Why not. Quote
cydine Posted November 7, 2009 Posted November 7, 2009 8 - You can go to Asda's at 12 Monday night, buy Modern Warfare 2 then sit up all night playing it without getting moaned at. I love being single Quote
nixy Posted November 7, 2009 Posted November 7, 2009 is that the equivalent of me being up until 1am on my lap top in bed with the TV on and painting my nails? Quote
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