sparky370z Posted October 30, 2009 Posted October 30, 2009 the bloody kids where i live come round and want money!!!!! not sweets. i got a BLOKE come round 2 years ago and held out his hand and in a very deep voice said Trick or Treat!! i told him to do one. spoke to my neighbours that said the same thing about him. kids/sweets = OK adults/money = not OK i am going to get a costume i think of a rabid squirrel!! Quote
Tarmac@TarmacSportz Posted October 30, 2009 Posted October 30, 2009 i am going to get a costume i think of a rabid squirrel!! Is that a popular costume down South ??? Quote
nixy Posted October 30, 2009 Author Posted October 30, 2009 never too old for trick or treating, nixy im a knocking at your door, I want a ton of sweets If you knocked at my door that WOULD be scary! A SOUTHERNER! I'll save you a lolly then! i've caved in and been to tesco this morning for a big bag of lollies - i'm such a softie! But, you wouldn't be so soft if you ate the whole bag yourself, now? bought lollies on purpose as i would scoff the chocolate! Quote
Tarmac@TarmacSportz Posted October 30, 2009 Posted October 30, 2009 I can't believe it, I've just had two little chavs at my door trick or treating, I told them I didn't have anything and to come back tomorrow night. As they left one of them turned around and said nice car mate. Feel uneasy now... Not happy Quote
Husky Posted October 30, 2009 Posted October 30, 2009 I can't believe it, I've just had two little chavs at my door trick or treating, I told them I didn't have anything and to come back tomorrow night. As they left one of them turned around and said nice car mate. Feel uneasy now... Not happy so very screwed ive got space in my driveway Quote
Tarmac@TarmacSportz Posted October 30, 2009 Posted October 30, 2009 screwed. I will be camping in the garden with my bebe gun now. !! Quote
Spaceman Posted November 1, 2009 Posted November 1, 2009 We get loads round us, i thought to myself move the car up the drive so peeps cant walk past it. did i move it? No i didnt Nice little scratch on the offside rear arch this morning Dont know who did it as they all looked alike mini skeletons and witches. Seriously though when did Haloween take off in this country i never went trick or treating and dont remember many people ever doing it until a few years ago, now its like America. Sarnie: you need to buy one of those stun guns that fire mini sandbags at a great rate of knots and shoot the ba##ards Quote
Beavis Posted November 1, 2009 Posted November 1, 2009 I locked my gates to keep everyone out last night Quote
nixy Posted November 1, 2009 Author Posted November 1, 2009 I put some crocodiles in the moat................ Quote
Maccaman Posted November 1, 2009 Posted November 1, 2009 I put some crocodiles in the moat................ Did you take them out of somebody's bed by chance? Quote
nixy Posted November 1, 2009 Author Posted November 1, 2009 i couldn't fit them in because of the horses head and they were allergic to the itching powder! Quote
Danny 350Z Posted November 1, 2009 Posted November 1, 2009 Giant mouse traps with a hand full of fizzy cola bottles as bait. That's the answer to bloody trick 'n' treaters. Quote
bronzee Posted November 2, 2009 Posted November 2, 2009 I put some crocodiles in the moat................ Lol, don't forget to turn them into shoes or bags afterward. Went to a party on Halloween, there was a massive bowl for trick or treating kids, lol and only two came by. Quote
BulletMagnet Posted November 2, 2009 Posted November 2, 2009 A neighbour near me usually mounts a hidden speaker in the bush near his front door. It's positioned so the speaker is behind whoever is standing infront of the door. So when the kids come knocking on the door, he goes "MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!" into a mic at full volume and scares the crap outta the kids. Cruel, but very amusing to watch, lol Quote
Dblock Posted November 2, 2009 Posted November 2, 2009 Seriously though when did Haloween take off in this country i never went trick or treating and dont remember many people ever doing it until a few years ago, now its like America. could be wrong but surely halloween is a pagan festival so started here and has only been commecialised by america? Quote
Stew Posted November 2, 2009 Posted November 2, 2009 I think my Dad had his smoke machine rigged up so he could fog the kids and answer the door with a mask on! They will have had loads of visitors as my niece was at a halloween party in the same street. Quote
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