Ebized Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 In pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. Example, the trade name is Tylenol and it's generic name is Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin. Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashion ed "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO. There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marzman Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 Ibepokin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vik54 Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 Mycoxafailin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rtbiscuit Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 very funny now where can i get this drink from, i need something to keep the douvet off my legs while i sleep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebized Posted October 7, 2009 Author Share Posted October 7, 2009 Mycoxafailin Is there something you should be telling us Vik Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rtbiscuit Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 Mycoxafailin Is there something you should be telling us Vik vik, also used to be known as viktor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vik54 Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 Mycoxafailin Is there something you should be telling us Vik vik, also used to be known as viktor my-cox-a-failin just made me PMSL thats all - sorry to disappoint guys all woman now have one of these Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rtbiscuit Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 see if it was a man slap it would have hurt, but your a dainty girl, and dainty girls don't slap very hard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vik54 Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 One thing I'm not is - 'dainty' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rtbiscuit Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 vik i've never met you, or seen a picture of you, so in my head, your 25, 5ft 4" size 10-12 and brunette. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vik54 Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 Gary just wet himself so did everyone else who's met me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rtbiscuit Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 Gary just wet himselfso did everyone else who's met me see in my head nixys the same but blonde, and at weekends you get togehter for pillow fights i'll say this regardless of what you ladies look like, i have such a laugh with you on here, that i know if we all met up for a drink that regardless of looks we'd all have a laugh. i know you lot all think i look like a better looking jason stratham in the transporter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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