speeding ticket

[mbs]

While I was driving down the A64 the other day (going a little faster than I should have been), I passed under a bridge only to see a copper on the other side with a radar gun laying in wait. His mate, waiting in the layby further down the road, pulled me over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronising smirk asked:

 

'Runway too short?'

 

To which I replied: 'I'm late for work.'

 

To which he asked: 'What do you do?'

 

I responded: 'I'm a rectum stretcher'

 

The copper was surprised and confused: 'A rectum stretcher, and just what does a rectum stretcher do?'

 

'Well,' I said, 'I start by inserting one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in, work side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch the hole, until it's about 6 feet.'

 

Then the copper asked questioningly and cautiously : 'And just what do you do with a six-foot arsehole?'

 

To which I politely replied : 'You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge.'

 

Speeding ticket: £60.00

Penalty Points : 3

Court costs: £45

Look on copper's face: Priceless..

[martinmac]

:lol: Thanks bud, I needed that

[Trev-the-Rev]

[sunset350z]

Thats ace, i thought that was true for a minute

[N1SM0350z]

[Ian]

:lol:

[Andy]

:lol: Thanks bud, I needed that

 

+1 Thanks a million

[tmJak]

[Maccaman]

You don't know how approppiate this might be for me.

 

(awaiting a letter )

[Jay]

Thats classic

[AUTO EXPRESS]

:lol: