Fruit Loops

[Cara]

Fruit Loops

 

A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first

year schoolchildren, using a bowl of Fruit Loops, the cereal with the

hole in it.

 

He gave all the children the same kind of loop, one at a time, and

asked them to identify them by colour and flavour. The children began

to say:

 

'Red............cherry,' '

 

Yellow.........lemon,'

 

'Green..........lime,

 

' Orange .......orange.'

 

Finally the professor gave them all 'honey' loops.

 

After eating them for a few moments none of the children could

identify the honey taste.

 

'Well,' he said 'I'll give you all a clue. It's what your mother may

sometimes call your father.'

 

One little girl looked up in horror, spat hers out and yelled:

 

'Oh My God!!!! They're arse-holes !!

[Trev-the-Rev]

[nixy]

[Ian]

[xStric9x]

[Stew]

:lol:

 

Reminds me of a story an old work buddie told me about eating a rump steak abroad.....

[jim]