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Things you can only say at christmas...


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1: I prefer breasts to legs.

 

2: Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

 

3: Smother the butter all over the breasts.

 

4: If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!

 

5: I've never seen a better spread!

 

6: Are you ready for seconds yet?

 

7: It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

 

8: Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

 

9: Don't play with your meat!

 

10: Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.

 

11: Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

 

12: I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!

 

13: You still have a little bit on your chin.

 

14: How long will it take after you put it in?

 

15: You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

 

16: Just pull the end and wait for the bang.

 

17: That's the biggest bird I've ever had!

 

18: I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning.

 

19: Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more.

 

 

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