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Zummertor

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My ex-wife had started taking flying lessons about the time our divorce started (2004) and she got her license shortly before our divorce was final, later that same year.

 

Yesterday afternoon, she narrowly escaped injury in the aircraft she was piloting when she was forced to make an emergency landing in a garden near the airport, because of bad weather, and crashed.

 

The absence of a post-crash fire was likely due to insufficient fuel on board.

 

No one on the ground was injured.

 

Photograph was taken at the scene and shows the extent of damage to her aircraft.

 

She was very, very lucky.

 

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One night a man walks into a bar looking sad.The bartender asks the man what he wants.

 

The man says,"Oh,a large vodka."

 

The bartender asked the man,"What's wrong,why are you so down today?"

 

The man said,"My wife and I got into a fight and she said she wouldn't talk to me for a month."

 

The bartender said,"So, what's wrong with that?"

 

The man said,"Well, the month is up tonight."

 

:p:teeth::teeth:

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