Zedrush Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle and I can't figure out how to get it started. Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger. "Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." He held her hand softly, led her to a chair and said, "Secondly, I'd advise you to relax. Let's have a cup of coffee, and then. ... "He sighed, "let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martinmac Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 :lol: Sent a message to the Guiness book of records as I thought I could get one in for completing a jigsaw with 20 pieces in only 6 weeks. They asked me how that was a record. I said it says 3 to 5 years on the box Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tmJak Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle and I can't figure out how to get it started. Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger. "Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." He held her hand softly, led her to a chair and said, "Secondly, I'd advise you to relax. Let's have a cup of coffee, and then. ... "He sighed, "let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box." :lol: Sent a message to the Guiness book of records as I thought I could get one in for completing a jigsaw with 20 pieces in only 6 weeks. They asked me how that was a record. I said it says 3 to 5 years on the box Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ITSpecialist Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 thats ace lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bronzee Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 Jay are you trying to tell us something??!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H5 Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 Your parents really can't like you Jay! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GIXXERUK Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 :lol: is the blond you jay ? c'mon be honest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zedrush Posted April 19, 2008 Author Share Posted April 19, 2008 :lol: is the blond you jay ? c'mon be honest no my missus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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