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It's probably a 13 yr old boy with his mates and a bottle of cider

Cider? A bunch of chavy kids once requested I buy alcohol for them. I asked what they wanted, expecting Vodka or White Shite... nope. Archers. Raspberry. Schnapps. :lol:

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A pig's head that's been boiled? What a cow! ... Although if your profile pic isn't particularly flattering it might explain the 0 replies after 140-odd messages. Might be worth updating your pic

 

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A pig's head that's been boiled? What a cow! ... Although if your profile pic isn't particularly flattering it might explain the 0 replies after 140-odd messages. Might be worth updating your pic

 

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Look....I'm no George Clooney, alright?! Lol.

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There's a girl at a Tesco Express I've really fancied for ages......

 

I would buy a cucumber, marigold gloves and some lubricant and strike up a conversation with her as you pay for them. What could go wrong...:lol:

 

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