WoREoD Posted December 2, 2007 Posted December 2, 2007 My son's mother (ex-wife no. 1) queued for 3 hours in Stevenage yesterday at one of Lewis's book signings to get his signature in his recent biography as a present for our granddaughter who was two on Friday. Whilst she was in the queue she was joined by my daughter-in-law's mother, and the queued together for well over an hour. When they finally got the front, daughter-in-law's mother exclaimed, with some puzzlement, "oh, he's black! (dont judge too early ...). Turns out she'd thought she was queueing for ......... Richard Hammond!! Quote
nixy Posted December 2, 2007 Posted December 2, 2007 third time lucky - I'm a third wife myself! Quote
WoREoD Posted December 2, 2007 Author Posted December 2, 2007 third time lucky - I'm a third wife myself! Not doing it again - Fed up with paying for houses and then starting new mortgages! Besides, can spend my money on the Z (and soon the GT-R)!! Quote
Zedrush Posted December 2, 2007 Posted December 2, 2007 third time lucky - I'm a third wife myself! Not doing it again - Fed up with paying for houses and then starting new mortgages! Besides, can spend my money on the Z (and soon the GT-R)!! get in line Quote
nixy Posted December 2, 2007 Posted December 2, 2007 by the way, can't believe a two year old is already reading autobiographies! Quote
WoREoD Posted December 2, 2007 Author Posted December 2, 2007 by the way, can't believe a two year old is already reading autobiographies! Its for when she grows up! My youngest son brought her an Apron and Oven Gloves - which would you prefer? Quote
nixy Posted December 2, 2007 Posted December 2, 2007 he should be shot for that! Give me the book any day! Quote
steve_b Posted December 3, 2007 Posted December 3, 2007 John Spotted you going past Benson airfield on Sunday, approx 12 Still looked clean even after that wind/storm Quote
H5 Posted December 4, 2007 Posted December 4, 2007 third time lucky - I'm a third wife myself! Not doing it again - Fed up with paying for houses and then starting new mortgages! Besides, can spend my money on the Z (and soon the GT-R)!! Just find a woman you don't like and give her a house. Quote
nixy Posted December 4, 2007 Posted December 4, 2007 my hubbie would agree with you on that one! He gave his first house to 2 different wives! Hence this time we both started with nothing so it's much fairer now! Quote
Zedrush Posted December 4, 2007 Posted December 4, 2007 my hubbie would agree with you on that one! He gave his first house to 2 different wives! Hence this time we both started with nothing so it's much fairer now! You married to Hugh Hefner???? Quote
nixy Posted December 4, 2007 Posted December 4, 2007 Actually no, think Homer Simpson and you're just about there! Quote
Zedrush Posted December 4, 2007 Posted December 4, 2007 Actually no, think Homer Simpson and you're just about there! PMSL Quote
nixy Posted December 4, 2007 Posted December 4, 2007 I kid you not - except for the skin colour they are identical in looks, personality and dress sense! Mmm pork chops! Quote
H5 Posted December 4, 2007 Posted December 4, 2007 I kid you not - except for the skin colour they are identical in looks, personality and dress sense! Mmm pork chops! Quote
Zedrush Posted December 4, 2007 Posted December 4, 2007 I kid you not - except for the skin colour they are identical in looks, personality and dress sense! Mmm pork chops! doh ! Quote
nixy Posted December 4, 2007 Posted December 4, 2007 including the dressing gown and the underpants! Quote
H5 Posted December 4, 2007 Posted December 4, 2007 including the dressing gown and the underpants! And that was the line crossed! Quote
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