Far enough out of Wigan to be exempt from pie jokes me thinks
I was trying to park outside the curry house. It was near to the new exclusive club in Westhoughton (a small bar). It has doormen, and they don't let the usual riff raff in. I'm planning to take the missus if she behaves and think I blew my cool, what with the swearing. Don't think I'll be getting in now.