You should declare next time at the airport:
"I am Stew Wallace. And I see a whole load of customs before me,
here in defiance of my 350z! I have come to travel as a free man. And
free man I am! What will I do without my 350z? Will I fight?"
"Two thousand against one?" - (the 350z forum shouted.) "No! you will
run like a chicken- and live!"
"Yes!" Stew shouts back. "Fight and I may die. Run and I
will live at least awhile. And dying in my bed many years from now,
would I be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for
one chance, just one chance, to come back here as a young man and tell
my enemies that they may take my life but they will never take
my 350z!"
On that note Stew legs it with a haggis in one hand and a beer in the other as he gets jumped on by 10 customs security guys, with his arms tied behind his back he is escorted to prison, where he is forced to act as a test crash dummy for honda cars.... and memories of Stew Wallace will echo amongst us 350z owners, as the heroic Scotsman who fought for his belief, backed out and never got to finish of his haggis.
Long live Stew Wallace
That would be awesome