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Zedrush

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  1. yep I reckon ill make a fortune and upgrade my matchbox toy aston to a real aston dream
  2. lucky git im off to the states on tuesday and weather looks like the same here where Im going. Plus not a holiday am bloody working round the clock over there, enjoys your hols lucky git
  3. pmsl How the guy kept his cool for so long is beyond me fair play to him
  4. cheers sarnie great info
  5. i thought i did have that ability until i nudged my nan and she woke up
  6. stop feeling sorry for yourself
  7. mb dont understand the people who you say park too close are well within their parking guides, what are they meant to do ?
  8. stunning views bud
  9. too many english people in spain mate, i would buy a place in Switzerland though
  10. hmmm, down in s.e london I dont think any increase will happen till mid next year, well I hope so as I want to buy few more
  11. Just thought id get other peoples opinions, pretty hard to read the market at the moment, alot of houses going on sale but not many seem to be shifting, you think prices in England are still going to fall or you think its going to or already has started recovering itself?
  12. Not wanting to blaspheme, Im a devout Christian (not a bible basher dont worry), but this had me in hysterics, ive just picked myself up from the floor crying with laughter some of these people, no all of these people on this video need serious help
  13. you pervert , i told you before I always wear my superman pjs before i go to bed
  14. I ate cheese before I went to bed, wonder if that had anything to do with it?
  15. Two women friends had gone for a girls' night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, however They had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to Pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought She would take off her panties and use them. Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive Pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave That had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she Proceeded to wipe with that. After the girls did their business, they proceeded to Go home. The next day, the husband of one of the women was concerned That his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said: "These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with no panties!!" "That's nothing," said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card stuck to her ass that said..... 'From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you.' "
  16. Does anyone on here believe in ghosts, I was laying in bed last night and a light suddenly beamed through my window creating like a white glow and like a scary shadow on my wall, 3oclock this morning, it scared the crap out of me, then it went, I couldnt sleep, I wanted to turn the light on but I was too scared to get out of bed incase something grabbed me from under like in the movies. Anyone else experience anything wierd? wish there was an actual ghost buster hotline, could of done with them last night
  17. ah bless, by the way how are you and your boyfriend, you make such a cute ginger couple
  18. 5 dollar, 5 dollar........... PMSL me luva you long time
  19. I knew I seen her before...
  20. +1 - vinyl is about the best protection you can get for paint without leaving the car in the garage pink vinyl is it then, will go with my handbag
  21. If there is ever a party at nixy's m8 it will be anything but a mini meet!!!! Nixy we can always do it at mine girl!!!! I am only down the street....although with the speed you are driving i am probably more than hour away... HAHAH i love how you speak like a 19 year old american lad from the bronx Peace out homie PMSL can imagin greekman getting high in his dentist chair on the Nitrous oxide gas he is meant to save for his patience, all his staff buzzing with him talking in American accent, "dude, dude, ds is da sh!t"
  22. She is going to run away and become a nun, and sing gospel music like in sister act... ooh we could do like a duet I could be a monk, no wait a stripper a christian stripper, spreading the word and my legs, no wait thats not how it works, we will set up a company in our nuns and monks uniform, Kristian Krispy Kremes, we can call it KKK for short, no wait, that wont work, erm we will set up our own Albanian car wash place, except we aint albanian and im pants at washing cars... .... what were we talking about again?
  23. Ill bring the Krispy Kremes, cant promise that I wont scoff the whole box on the way down but still its the thought that counts And Nixy, beyond the forum you will always be a muppet to me
  24. whats a love cave?
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