nixy

It's bloody typical isn't it - going to France for a week, my folks live out there and after all this waiting for the car I end up getting it 2 days before I go! It is going to be the longest week of my life!!! Not to mention having to leave it at my friends house and if it won't fit in her garage I'll be worried about it all week!

14.1404 feet, to be precise. am I just imagining that that sounds really really long then?

what 14 feet?!!!

Great stuff! I always get them from there now.

I'm going on holiday on Monday and will have had my car for ONE day! (how agonising) I'm leaving it in my friend's garage as she is coming on holiday with me. She asked me how long the car was - everything I've looked at on the internet says 4310mm but that converts to 14ft!

You'd be ok anyway Sarnie - you'll have another penis soon!

so did the local anaesthetic hurt?

You are so funny!

and you were my number one bet for that exact reply Sarnie!

what a sensible and sensitive guy!

Sarnie - I am oblivious to what you mean but I'm sure it will be disgusting! Sinbad - if it doesn't hurt - that's the main thing, as long as it works of course!

Very good. I should print that and take it home!

Well we DEFINITELY don't want any kids - we have a grown up one each. And without turning this into an episode of loose women - I can't take the ladies tablet anymore due to health reasons.

Oh flipping typical. Get me an answer from a real man quick!

I'm not suggesting a couple of bricks just yet.............

You may or may not want to answer this but.........has anyone on here had a vasectomy? I'm trying to persuade my other half and even the mere mention of an injection in the family jewels makes his eyes water - so I need some nice positive stories about how it doesn't hurt a bit!

maybe I should offer my services as a named driver on people's policies - for a small fee of course!

Thanks for that info I might give that a try - anything's worth a go!

Hello and welcome. I'm another ex front wheeler wondering how I'll manage with a slippy rear wheeler!

That's what I like to hear!

mmm, interesting. Wouldn't sticking vaseline on your nose be the same?

My son has really bad hayfever at the moment - he actually looks and feels like he's got a severe cold. He takes antihistamines every day all year round, and although that's not what you're looking for, if you do use them there's a website you can get them from for about £1 per packet of 30 which is dirt cheap. It's www.chemist-4-u.com but you have to buy 10 packets. Other than that I have heard that if you buy local honey and take a spoonful per day it can help build up immunity but it has to be local so that the bees have been using the polen from your area.

Looks gorgeous! One of the few cars I love in red! glad you're happy with it.

Hope you had a great 40th - at least you won't have to go all midlife crisis and buy a fast sports car - you've already got one!

I would imagine that's a tad annoying? can you just ignore it altogether?