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Martin, trust me you don't want them, i'm trying to keep a discreet distance but I just head one of them say "you and me now, naked!" And it's mainly lads! edit: they weren't talking about me either - more like each other! They are leathered!

I never need reminding it's the longest day, it's my son's birthday. As we speak the kitchen is full of drunk 20 somethings and the drive is full of chav mobiles! HELP!

good for you, why change something your happy with.

lovely picture Stan - but tell me, do you have a blue flashing light to put on the roof or are you just a rebel?

how cute, I have two rescue kitties and even they are trained not to go upstairs etc so you should be ok. One question - is that a bag of poop in the first picture?

congatulations to you and Mrs Sarnie (what's her real name by the way), seriously just remember Sarnie - always treat her like you would want to be treated and you won't go far wrong.

so exicted for you both - hope it all goes well and say Hi to elvis for me will you!

Er, I think the Postie lost it or your dog chewed it or something...... And since when were you the site Hottie?

Er, Martin - I thought you said Liz was the midge fan?

happy birthday Louis - damn how could I not have known - you being my son and all that!

No he's in that other band - "vain know it all in Vegas"

looks gorgeous - hope you've got lots of cleaning gear!

what exactly is it your sticking? Just asking, because whether it's to be permanent or not makes a difference. I have my plates stuck on with double sided mega strength velcro - it's literally for industrial use - you can stick it to the wall and velcro hammers and stuff on to it - but I did that because I knew sooner or later the private plate would need to come off and as it's stuck direct to the bumper I can pull it off and 'velcro' another one on if I have to. I got that off ebay - you can get all sorts of little stuff like you want on there - cheaper and quick delivery as well. Have a look.

don't wait to be waved at - get in there first! Men in suits tend to look at you like you're bonkers though!

what a total ignoramous! Unbelievable!

I've had quite a few. The best one was from a really enthusiastic couple who were coming round the roundabout while I was waiting to get on it - the passenger was literally waving with both hands and jumping up and down! Then last week - saw a blonde in a sunset convertible and she just ignored my wave! Then there was the guy I waved at every day who blanked me - he must have thought i was stalking him.......... I have only seen 1 Z in two weeks here so you would think that would be reason enough to wave.

Hi Saz You should have told them you were a bloke - that would have upset them! Don't be too scared by the guys on here - they are all puppy dogs really!

Hey spoiled brat - I prefer your Z!

Pretty sure mine were put back after the SVA - how can you tell for sure?

yep!

can get no more nails on a roll as well from B&Q

Bet its been thrashed!

It's not April the 1st is it? After all I said about getting married in Vegas! How long have you been together? Is this the 'original' Mrs Sarnie? I'm confused - and being a female I need far more gossip and information! How exciting is all this?

out of interest can we have a pole to see how many use super etc and how many use normal unleaded?

and remember, the worse thing you can do for a child nowadays is give it everything it wants - whether you can afford to or not! The nicest kids I know are the ones that don't get things easy - the worse ones know the price of everything and the value of nothing! We'll start lecturing you properly when it's born!