nixy

Chris has actually helped me with a personal problem for which I am very grateful so get your minds out of the gutter please.

Soz Chris - you've been very good to me lately as well so you have indeed redeemed yourself!

Yeah, and look at me now Single - i rest my case! Soz that was harsh - couldn't resist!

Tarmac may be referring to his ill fated very early posting experience which I'm sure he'd rather forget!

He got to use my quick detailer and keep his hands clean!

No, I want to visit and swap the 2010 fat pictures for the 2011 thin ones! then punch his lights out....

does anyone have Colin's address please?

haha ok ok........... what's funnier is Jay, Louis, Tim and Digsy still being on the list when they're not even around!!!!

15000 you saddo!

........but you won't..............

Good job you ARE a sunset owner because welsh men don't rate that highly on my list for some reason............

Highlights would NOT be a wise move.............

CUTE!!!!!!!! Is he a nissan juke then?

some things are best left unsaid......i'm still in therapy after your comments over lunch on my first Wales outing........

Bloody hell i can't count - its FIVE YEARS!

I think i've probably made you suffer enough already in the 'smelly' cabin........ edit: in fact yeah - with hindsight you do deserve a medal!

Mine too - March 2003

Yesterday was FIVE years since I joined the forum when starting to search for a zed. In those days I had to put up with Zedrush, Louis, Stuey, Digsy, Jacko and Val (all more or less gone now). I had my photobucket account hacked and pictures posted, learned the word milf.........was terrified of Beavis, couldn't stand the gobshite that was Sarnie and if I wanted sensible advice I went to Tim (Lomoto). How times have changed! Val turned into Doctor Evil, Beavis is now scared of me and Sarnie is my mortgage broker! Anyway, cheers to Chesterfield and the rest of the crew for making it worth hanging around and cheers to all the real genuine friends i've made who've given me lots of advice along the way. I've had help with everything from car stuff to my wisdom tooth extraction! Cheers guys - now where's my oscar and box of tissues.............

can't believe you've only got two pages so far with that username!

zedrush briefly dabbled with one of those porsche tanks so you could ask his opinion? Why don't you just get a hummer?

That made me laugh. I am terrified of spiders but won't kill them. My brain tells me they are harmles and actually do the good job of getting rid of flies but i still can't get rid of the irrational fear! I have one of these! http://www.amazon.co.uk/Katcha-Bug/dp/B ... 226&sr=8-4

To be fair he did say 'practicality' not prettiness........

that sums it up nicely!

I've driven a diesel 1 series and they are fairly nippy - not to mention 68 mpg from the 118d......... been thinking of this myself.

Cheeky sods.......