nixy

oh leave the poor guy alone........you lot are too cruel!

i think you can assume from mine that you'll get your face swiped if you try to nick my dinner!

its one of those issues you will always get different opinions on, I guess i'm more sensitive to it because of my nephews and how protective i feel towards them living in a place where they are the only black children etc.

I read all your emails last night, very funny!

Political correctness can definitely be a bit too much sometimes but when i see things like that I don't like it. I have two young newphews who are black aged 8 and 2 and I would have trouble explaining that one to them.

i always have to press mine twice and i only have the lip spoiler. As soon as we got the first cold morning and i had left my car outside and not in the garage the boot lid kept dropping as well.

next time you have a sleep over with biscuit and Mr Dog you can check each others pipes out!

fine by me - and if you're all boring or nobody turns up we'll just hit the shops while you look after our cars!

Sunday is better for me and Markie too as he is helping me decorate on Saturday. We will come in both zeds so he can head off home on the M18 afterwards. (personally if its an ok day would just be nice to meet up, maybe grab a coffee or something I'm not bothered about doing anything else would be just good to drive over and say hi and meet fellow yorkshire bods) 1. Greekman 2. Nixy 3. Markie

or get a puppy, whichever you are allowed..........

yeah that was a long shot.............

if you were a sensible man (just try and think about that one for a min) you would just say to her, ok lets wait until baby is born and then see if we have time for a dog as well. Duh............

you crack me up Danny! by the way.

looks to me like you were taking a pic of someone's chest and the dog got in the way? Looks like a yorkie.

They've done a great job - i prefer the uk number plate on the front though.

Looking good! Oh and by the way you CANNOT call yourself Tarmac! That is OUR insult to you! Jeez we can't have anything! And if you want half a stubby off me i'll take that as an admission of failure!

that might be good for me as markie is staying over so that makes 2 of us!

why am i not surprised - hope she puts your undies in with them too!

spot on colour choice obviously!

as said, give them a rinse out first and chuck them in the washer, the hotter the better with a small amount of powder of whatever you use but NO fabric conditioner.

Wow! Great colour! But we really do need a tic tac picture........

you have to work it out by how many litres you actually put in as some people's idea of a full tank is dffferent to others. I rarely get mine full to the top.

450???? I bloody wish! Having said that motorway driving makes a big difference. I got an extra 100 miles from a tank when i was doing only motorway driving one weekend. I generally get about 24mpg and my daily commute is very mixed driving including a fair bit of queuing.

He is such a fibber. He was bashed with zedrush's handbag during a cat fight on a night out!