nixy

don't recognise either of them from behind! Look like a couple of robbers!

i think you should keep doing a quick change into different colour zeds lol. turn up in one, disappear round the corner and come back in another etc

right so i'm looking at the pic and expecting to see their cars - the backs of two dodgy looking blokes i'm guessing is what you mean? Don't think either of those are James though?

thats a no then

stan's got something you could borrow.......

lovely pics. Your engine bay is just legendery........

I bet you've watched it loads of times!

maybe i am........ Just spotted your dog has gone all licky!

I never noticed! did wonder why you just disappeared in the middle of an x factor FB chat though - you obviously fell off the sofa.......

Tell you one thing we're all getting..............another year's free membership for the best forum in the world!

shut it Rich!

no pressies........... I am very minimalistic........not much crap in my house........

she does as well!

look at all your pressies!

Christmas Knickers Billy wanted to purchase a Christmas gift for his new sweetheart. They had not been going out together for very long. So, after careful consideration, he decided that a pair of gloves would most appropriate; romantic but not too personal. He then engaged the help of his sweetheart's younger sister to assist him in choosing an appropriate item; and off they went shopping together. Billy eventually bought a pair of very stylish winter gloves in pale pink and the sister took the opportunity of buying herself a pair of panties from the same store. However, during the wrapping process, the shop assistant mixed up the two items and the sister got the gloves and the sweetheart got the panties. Without thinking to check the contents, the young man sealed the package and sent it to his sweetheart with the following note : 'I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the evening. If it had not been for your sister, I would have chosen the long ones with buttons down the side, but she wears short ones that are easier to remove. These are a delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and they are hardly soiled. I asked her to try yours on for me and she looked really smart. I wish I could be there to put them on for you the first time, as no doubt other hands will come in contact with them before I have a chance to see you again. When you take them off, remember to blow in them before putting them away, as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing. Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming year! All my love. Billy'

No idea.............god i may not get ANYTHING!

Cat's Christmas 'Twas the night before Christmas And all through the house Not a creature was stirring, Not even a mouse. 'Cuzz the cat had pounced on him And tore him apart - Ate his mouse intestines And chewed up his heart. Kitty thought she heard sleighbells, Which made her take pause - She stopped daintily licking The blood from her claws. "Must be Santa," thought Kitty (That quite clever cat) 'Cuz nobody else climbs down The chimney like that. Indeed it was ol' Santa So jolly and fat With a huge load of presents And all for the cat! "Wow, the best Christmas ever!" Kitty thought with a purr, Then she coughed up a hairball And shed some more fur!

bloody hell george michael's slumming it...........

you realise how crap they are when a pro gets on stage with them............. I can comment because I sound ace wailing like a scalded cat on my own in my zed.......

But lets face facts Dave, if Kylie was coming round in a santa dress you'd still go out and play poker.............

This is pretty rare for a bah humbug like me! I put a tree up today - as I literally live in my bedroom or the kitchen I decided to put my tree up in the kitchen this year. I spend so much time sat in there (in fact i'm there now). It's only a crappy camera phone pic but you get the gist. So, show us your trees then! (just realised the tops bent )

for once i don't really care who wins as i don't think there was anyone special this year. I agree about stacey though, her voice makes me wanna smash the TV in.............. I'll still watch it though as i'm an addict! In fact im watching now!

That looks like fun! do you have to wear an outfit like that guy in the pic?

Not that good..........and I no longer have a man with a big wallet!