Mine cost 2 months wages and i didnt get it back!!!!!! Oh well, it was for her so why do i need it back anyway, am i going to wear it, no, am i going to take it back, no as it was custom made, am i bothered, no as i had the best time with her and i dont regret anything.
BTW - i do not advise falling into the Thames, my bum got wet and i ruined my trousers