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Sarnie

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  1. How often do you have to do this??? When it's dirty No @*!# sherlock
  2. Do you need a mortgage mate? I'll sort you right out Are you a Mortgage Advisor? Mortgage broker mate, deal with all lenders What do you charge? Normally £250 (only payable on successful completion, if it doesn't happen you don't pay a bean) but its all dependent on the deal - if you're doing volume and/or a larger loan (when we get paid a decent whack from the lender) then we can talk about it. This really covers our administration side of things though because we do all the chasing of lenders etc. Right thats enough now because its starting to sound like I'm doing the hard sell! We may need a chat soon Whenever you're ready fella I like this one jacko He He Mortgage advising looks the way to go ?? It is mate $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ leeeeetttttttt's dooooo the tiiiimmmmmeeee waaaaarrrpppprp daaaaaaannnnnccccceeeee This is fun
  3. How often do you have to do this???
  4. Do you need a mortgage mate? I'll sort you right out Are you a Mortgage Advisor? Mortgage broker mate, deal with all lenders What do you charge? Normally £250 (only payable on successful completion, if it doesn't happen you don't pay a bean) but its all dependent on the deal - if you're doing volume and/or a larger loan (when we get paid a decent whack from the lender) then we can talk about it. This really covers our administration side of things though because we do all the chasing of lenders etc. Right thats enough now because its starting to sound like I'm doing the hard sell! We may need a chat soon Whenever you're ready fella I like this one jacko He He Mortgage advising looks the way to go ?? It is mate $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
  5. Sarnie

    Clicking rear

    Had mine done today.
  6. The reason why I ask is that I'm a broker too!!!!! Our fee is a LOT more than yours Interesting, who'd you work for Sarnie? Tbh I normally charge £500 but figured I'd do it lower for my Z friends I work for an independant broker in Brum. Your fee of £500 is still waaaay lower than ours. How do you earn any money!!!!!
  7. Be VERY CAREFULL I'll get the mrs 2 do it then she's always very delicate when closing them You know, I know exactly what you mean...Do all women close car doors like that?? Only when in a strop. Which is most of the time
  8. Do you need a mortgage mate? I'll sort you right out Are you a Mortgage Advisor? Mortgage broker mate, deal with all lenders What do you charge? Normally £250 (only payable on successful completion, if it doesn't happen you don't pay a bean) but its all dependent on the deal - if you're doing volume and/or a larger loan (when we get paid a decent whack from the lender) then we can talk about it. This really covers our administration side of things though because we do all the chasing of lenders etc. Right thats enough now because its starting to sound like I'm doing the hard sell! The reason why I ask is that I'm a broker too!!!!! Our fee is a LOT more than yours
  9. So are you looking for a Zed or just browsing?
  10. **** me do I have 2 give you sh*t in order for you 2 answer me question
  11. Do you need a mortgage mate? I'll sort you right out Are you a Mortgage Advisor? Mortgage broker mate, deal with all lenders What do you charge?
  12. A BRAND NEW NISSAN NOTE!!! WELL DONE!!! oooh poo! Can I have the pebbles out of the puddle instead? You can have the water as well
  13. Do you need a mortgage mate? I'll sort you right out Are you a Mortgage Advisor?
  14. I think with a nice set of rims, the White zed could be pretty stunning.
  15. Considering it's a Datsun it's the dog's boll*cks
  16. Tongue in cheek my son Black is by far the best colour available imo. I'm just a sucker for anything exclusive tho Kuro GT4 then To justify the extra dough to the other half I at least need the new zed to be a different colour fair enough mate! ANYWAY DO YOU NEED DIRECTIONS To? Chat!!!! I'm there!
  17. Tongue in cheek my son Black is by far the best colour available imo. I'm just a sucker for anything exclusive tho Kuro GT4 then To justify the extra dough to the other half I at least need the new zed to be a different colour fair enough mate! ANYWAY DO YOU NEED DIRECTIONS To?
  18. Tongue in cheek my son Black is by far the best colour available imo. I'm just a sucker for anything exclusive tho Kuro GT4 then To justify the extra dough to the other half I at least need the new zed to be a different colour
  19. Oh dear. Your day gets worse lolololol There was one piece of good news though. On the way up there the estate agent rang & said the sale has been agreed on the flat I wanted to buy!!!! "So good things can come out from @*!# things" quote ricky 2006 Just buy my zed. Be done with it.
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