Sarnie

Had to go to Malvern this afternoon Totally spun on an island. Needed to be pushed 3 times and had to abandon the zed a mile from my destination. Had to walk a mile through the blizzard in my suit to the clients address Was not looking very dapper when i got there Still wrote £7k's worth of business though

Why that last remark? To warn us for: - Never looked at engine temperature before putting the foot down - Never checked oil level ( doesnt even know it can be checked, thats what garages are for, arent they? ) - Tyre pressure, ditto - All alloys curbed - Only ran out of fuel 3 times - Clutch completely wasted, gearbox missing some teeth (especially when going from 1 to reverse) - Comes with free "arbre magique". - Slight scratches around from parking I never understood the need to mention this in car advertisments nothing personal dough and good luck with selling Don't be a **** all your life

1) For once no, this thread is suprisingly on topic 2) Sounds like you Mrs she does

Its weird but you two actually look Scottish

I spent £4k on the missus ring!!!! Its the sole reason why my zed is not currently sitting on a nice set of Volks right now

Noooo, its some footballers who lives round the corner from mine. Mine is below Pah, thats tiny

Is that your pad

How close are you too that wall

You soppy tw@ Louis! well i didnt know the steps were slimy did i? I didnt plan that part. However unfortunatly it didnt work out, she kept the ring though School boy error. Always get the ring back

Thought you were selling?

did you a favour then And now you all have the pleasure of me company

Plenty here: Got to leave for work in a bit, pretty worried about smashing my zed up

I couldn't agree more and the same applies to anyone who owns a car with a cassette player Moreover, anyone who actually uses a cassette player should be

If your going to mod it then theres no point buying one within warrenty. Therefore you may as well get a 53 plate. This one is currently for sale for less than £17k with the full nismo kit: http://www.350z-uk.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=6181

I thought Michael_wr put a Murano sat nav system using the screen an all worked out well? Only cost him about £150

Exactly.

I am actually coming round to the bonnet........

Looks like a white turd

Is this a naturist holiday?

I would of bought a 330 if the sales guy didn't leave me sitting there for 40 mins

Its something you do on your phone i think?

If anyone admits to owning a video player they deserve to be shot

Us neither

Bum kisser