stevie_350z

I think that's where it tricks people - they remember the last hour, not the first which is @*!#! Who wants to watch a bunch of drunks at a wedding :blah: Not bad later on, but the fooking thing is still playing and the wine has nearly gone... mebbe one more bottle!

It was supposed to be a classic, so I bought it from Tescos for sick squid and what a pile'o'shite. If you like it, you must have been drunk, if you haven't seen it, don't bother.

As the old saying goes, why drink and drive, you'll only spill it... i've only just got the curry out of the matts, don't want them smelling of juniper bushes...

I like, but then I liked the flashing rear burger and I have curly hair

"With those hips she couldn't have more than five or six children" [Kingpin]

You need the bright lights up in Aberdonia, must be dark nearly all day there at the mo! I used to live in Edin and that was well dark early. Different story in the summer tho when walking home from a club at 3am was in light!

I'd like to go to this.. one request from me, when you post the list of those who have accepted, could you also please repeat the date and location to save having to flick back thru the thread Cheers!

Lomoto / Beavis - I concur! I reversed up my dad's drive and the family were all "WoooO! Bright lights!" They are awesome! I just wish I had brakes to match the lights! My brakes being @*!# at the mo after my P2, for those who didn't know:rant:

Sponginess is exactly what I have. I have little confidence in the dealer and would like to take my business elsewhere. What you talk about here, is this in some Nissan manual? Let me get this straight in my small brain: there are four calipers on the car, each with two nipples, and for each one the outer is done before the inner - but where did the opposite wheel thingy come from? Thanks lads!

Got the car back yesterday after the P2 and now the brakes are not right. As part of the P2 they replace the brake fluid... now when I brake the pedal has to travel some way before I get any brake action I took the car back straight away and they replaced the fluid again but it isn't much better. I've driven it a few hundred to see if it gets any better but I don't think it has. I tried emergency stops and they do still work but I've lost confidence in the brakes and that's not good Can anyone tell me if this will get better, have they had this after their P2, or what the hell I should do. I will be taking the car back tomorrow if it continues :(

Just watching Fifth Gear, and I think VBH is a posh version of Mel B - imagine her and Mel B sharing a house in Bo Selecta!

I think it was a blade.. or was it GM... can't really tell I was in a Nissan Note (Z in for service) so I didn't dare wave or flash, or show my nipple!

Congrats Hanel and Captint! Two fine upstanding SE reps! I don't know if Moderate is a word I would use to describe them tho... not judging by the donuts they were doing @ Goodwood yesterday!

Never mind girls aloud - has anyone been to the cinema recently and seen the new Lynx deodorant ad? Fantastic! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FD0rHQu5yWE

Are you sure it wasn't Gun Metal? I think if you just call it blade silver you will be giving Captint more ammo in his GM vs Blade crusade I'm not up to speed on his crusade dear boy. Don't wanna p155 him off as he's sending me a tonneau cover today. I hope you're paying into his bank account cos he's terrible with cash, always losing it. Not used to carrying it, see? Rich folk never are

Are you sure it wasn't Gun Metal? I think if you just call it blade silver you will be giving Captint more ammo in his GM vs Blade crusade

BwahahaHAHAHAHA! On the subject of grey pubes, I did a google Feeling Lucky on "grey pube" and got this: http://www.arrse.co.uk/cpgn2/Forums/vie ... rt=75.html Funniest bloody thread I've seen in a long while!

Captint, you should do standup like StephenG with your witty one liners!

Geezer: Is anyone sat on this seat next to you? Lass: No, and this one will be empty too if you sit down. Geezer: Aw, no need to get on your knees so soon...

Just as well you're minted then! Sorry to hear that, me old mucka, perhaps we should have stopped and beat up that motorist who was hassling Pingu and John after all?

Mingster - just one clarification... what does this mean: Cheers Steve

Nice donuts from George tho! And I loved the way the old boy waited for ages for George to move so he could move thru the tunnel... then changed his mind and went left!

Well, let's say where we drove was considerably more upmarket than north wales Not as good a drive though, so give me it rough anytime (quote from the Bishop of Southwark)

Go to the canaries for a week or two - I was there last week windsurfin (450 all in - flights, accom, training, kit, safari etc) for one week. As long as you like sports bars, fry ups and scruffbags! They are also crap at cocktails (olive OIL in a dirty martini? what gives!!)

I think the current model is lovely, bugger the future and all it offers!