On second thoughts i'd like a tartan/rainbow effect.........
not a problem sir, and would sir like to wear it rectally or orally, i also offer a stappling service where i can staple it to sirs behind.
only kidding.
if there are preferences i will try to meet them. currently there is no rainbow tartan, closest i can get and i have a teeny weeny amount left is a holographic rainbow mirror effect. looks better than it sounds, honest. but it aint cheap and i'd need lots to want it to make it viable to order in.