my car comes with a built in trim to protect against doors, it runns the length of the side. and guess where all the dents are... they are above this and on thw wings, and its pretty obvious its caused by kids flinging the door open at the back of a 4X4 or people carrier. where the door curves over their rear wheel at the back, its that higher bit that hits my lower car.
i've always been known for my generosity, so if i've seen where someone has given me a ding, i like to return the favour sad thing is i fling a door alot better than a 7 year old
my personal favourite was catching a guy doing it while i was sat in the car. flung his door open and dinged my door. i got out and asked him for £100 to pat for the dent to be pulled. he told me to sod off, and its only a sodding car and i should get over it. so i put the sole of my foot into his door. you should have seen his face. " what the sodding hell have you done etc etc etc, i can;t believe you sodding done that etc etc etc, are you sodding going to pay for that etc etc etc."
my leaving comment " get over it, its only a sodding car" and drove off. i have to say i spent about 2 weeks expecting the cops to turn up and arrest me for criminal damage. and i'm still suprised they never did. but i think the guy learnt that in future to open his car door more carefully. here endeth the lesson