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Shut up and listen and let's hear the horn Happy Birthday Chris but only if it's not another hoax Have a good one

Chris Hoy, the real McCoy. That is all Not forgetting Heinz and Kenny obviously

I'm with Tom on this one Chris

Oi Oi!

Well done fella, best colour too

Bradley Wiggins Gold .............real class will always tell!! And Chris Froome Bronze

Tried Screwfix? You can collect

Thanks Chris, do you mean it's not blue or it's only got 2 wheels Now you've gone and got his hopes up We can have a quick catchup at the pub Graham

Needs a bit more sliver for me quite frankly

5'8"/5"9", maybe we can chat at The Parrot

So, if, just if, I was to buy a beginners "off road" bike what should I be considering, can you hire them to see if it's something you might want to take further?

Motor Torpedo Boats

South African Rugby cameramen are particularly pervy You got to love a pervy cameraman!

I would but you're never there Cheers mate feel free to pop over and give my tailpipe a good seeing too

I'm so disappointed with SMD, if ever there was a thread for his first post to be outrageous this was it!!

Very nice presentation

You've been that close then Not needed - its only ever seen by the sheep around the EVO triangle. Correction, only heard by the sheep around the EVO triangle - their eyesight ain't that good

This is for the work thing This is for the Zorst Yep still at least my company value me and respect my views and principles.... unlike here eh ? Much the same as here actually

A very small gap

I'm glad I'm not the only one Stew, I've never been particularly impressed with him on MOTD, he doesn't seem capable of uttering anything more than auto cue one liners at times (they are so bad sometimes I have always assumed that he writes them himself) , always talks across people and doesn't let them finish even when he has asked a question. He seems somewhat out of his depth on this stage I have to say, he and old mother barker were cringe worthy on the opening night

It means only one thing, you have Zeditis, quite a severe case by the sounds of it

Think I might have one..................goes to garage to investigate EDIT **I have, you have PM**