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WhackyWill

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  1. Some days are better than others. There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a great huge, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig. "Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears. "Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can`t stand to see a man crying." "This is the worst day of my life," I say. "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife with another man and then my dog bit me." "So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all, I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve; then you show up and drink the whole thing! But enough about me, how's your day going?"
  2. Come on WhackyWill is ok in small doses Thanks SMD, its your fault I'm on the Forum..you recommended Builders 49s Zed to me. Then you found out we support Arsenal and that was the end.. :lol:
  3. Very sorry to hear this Jentuy, too many Zeds getting damaged recently. If they do write it off, buy back the salvage for a realistic price, get the parts from Zmanalex and get your local body shop to repair it, and you will be quids in and still have your car.
  4. Take out the boot weight as well, takes 10 mins. there is a thread on here on how to do it.
  5. On Sky News Now. Chief Exec Paul Pugh of the Passport Office is now been "grilled" by the Select Committee of MPs..
  6. I just parked mine outside my house and there were 4 Jehovah's Witnesses around it don't know if they were admiring it or casting a spell on it, as they never wrung the door bell. Wonder what they were saying..
  7. To be fair to him, if I order a passport, I wouldn't expect it to take any longer than 6 weeks.... I'd say someones cocked up somewhere in their dept. for it to take this long. Just been on the news 35,000 backlog of passports, the Head of the Passport Agency is to be interviewed by the Government today over this shambles.
  8. Bradders do you know where Durham is, not that close to Victoria. I'm not sure you can get it done in a day at Victoria either now.
  9. Don't think we will hear anything else official for a while. The location of Schumacher's rehabilitation is being kept secret to respect his privacy, and it is not expected that there will be any further updates about his exact condition imminently. Didn't stay a secret for long where Michael is.. Michael Schumacher is out of a coma and has left hospital in Grenoble. The 7 time Formula 1 champion had been in a medically induced coma since suffering a severe head injury in a skiing accident in December. His family say that he’s now been transferred Laussane University Hospital in Switzerland and have thanked fans for messages of support.
  10. Nice vid, watched it all, BUT who won...
  11. Don't get many comments in London, last person who commented on my car was a drunk in the fish & chip shop who asked me "are those wheels real gold"..hic !..
  12. Reminds me of a dog dragging its ass across a carpet...
  13. Not really. and as said above you will have to pay import tax, wait 4 to 6 weeks to get it and if there is a problem you send it back at your own cost of about $80. So up to you. Why not get a Nismo one, I'm sure Tarmac, Clark, and and other traders on here do them.
  14. Can tell you its in Lozan, so that wont take much working out..!!! Good Luck Michael.
  15. OK didn't get that one, not had access to much TV today only Internet today. Wonder if he's going to The Willie Dongle F1 Clinic in Switzerland. ?. Hope they had the Football on this eve for Shume..
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