I was posted to Aldershot many moons ago, and got in touch with an old friend and suggested a night out so he could show me round. All good so far, well he must have had a very low opinion of me because he took me to a strip club. I asked him why we ended up here, he said, " I thought that this was the sort of "show me around you wanted".
When he went to the bog, I was getting mithered with the usual, put a pound in the pint pot patter, so I said, "wiat to my friend comes back, he's just inherited his parents estate, he's loaded"
He thought he was a sex God when he came back