It wouldn't sell for what I've spent on it, not a chance, but it'll have to go eventually - I can't split the body parts either as the colour is a one off.
Hopefully get a pay rise in the new year - wishful thinking though!
Get saving
Service history is rubbish prior to me buying it, it's had the belts and sparks done and is serviced every year or sooner. 7k would be tempting, but anything less I'd rather keep it...
Robbing a bank sounds like the best option, you in as accomplice?
That would be the hardest bit, I've built/styled it my way, and I love it... Everyone seems to love it too, young/old, even rich people with miles more expensive cars appreciate it. It's a car that visually punches above its valuation and that's why I love it.
PRAY FOR A PAY RISE!