illiterat, illeterate, ilitarate, illiterite, illiterate, there we go.
nah it was a typo not my spelling
just incase anyone is struggling, i have prepared a translation should you ever accidentally set foot in the land of a chav such as this one.
CRAWED = crowd
AINT = am not
PIX = pictures
fonecalls = phonecalls
al = i will
ERE = here
WOT = what
LOVEN = loving
OOOOO YER= ah yes old chap i nearly forgot to mention the burnout damage
REPLACEING= replacing
CAST U = Cost you
BE FORE = before
THEM ARE = those are