Husky

You need a keyboard with a breathalyzer on it i would have broken the breathalizer, biscuit should have stopped me, i blame him.

Wrong. The first rule of shed motoring is that there are no rules! your right!!

you broke rule number one! you cleaned that bad boy.

loooooook its eeeeeeeeeeeeeeasaay, i could do it drunk...# maybe i am but so's yer maw

ps grape juice ,may have helped the reply there

bring a gunpowder type missile with you, use it on his left bum cheeck. he wont follow you then unless he likes the kinky stuff.

THEY ARE ALL OUT TO GET YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! although it seems likely by the sounds of things he was following you

If they used a hot model this thread would have gone something like this..... Mike - 'What colour is the top on the girl in the pic' Stew - '34D'

traitor

a public admission of the pleasure they take there

A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and quite considerable damage. There's no sign of the offending vehicle but he's relieved to see that there's a note stuck under the windshield wiper. The note read as follows: "Sorry. I just backed into your Beemer. The witnesses who saw the accident are nodding and smiling at me because they think I'm leaving my name, registration, address and other particulars. But f**k you...I'm not.

dont ditch the cookie catcher

angry man be able to bear teeth no more? if you want your triple 9 thread to be in the background stick it in the green room and point people towards it?

digital camera picture files normally contain information; time and date (as long as its correct in the camera) lens used dimensions resolution etc etc i dont know if a phone records the same info though.

i wanted that to work

we have a winner

So ring the police station right now and tell them about it?

Ta! ... Just don't zoom in! like a staircase of pixels

you 100% on that? I dont want to go to the police unless im 100% sure im correct in going to them? why not?? they will keep you right bud

he drove off from the scene of an accident without giving you his details its not your responsibility to make sure he does that, its his he's in trouble set the dogs on him To the police office with you!!!!!!!!

pics?

lips are sealed

just threw it in potato shop and individually maxed each colour, was quite surprised

looks brown to me

This thread is like a viagra substitute.