Husky

+1 the Punto +1 in the Freelander.(and it could do with new boots) +1 in the pug

to bring it back on topic you can slag them off all you want but i can say they have saved my rims a number of times! I lived in a crappy narrow driveway with big stones down it and other non friendly alloy bits that did some damage already. also trying to get into the coventry ikea car park i would have destroyed half of a rim (anyone who has been there knows its a death trap) but fortunately these took the hit instead. So they have very easily paid for themselves, now i've moved house i have a garage and an open driveway so dont really need them on and will probably take them off. I had them in black, they make your wheels look a little smaller and a bit wider bit its not so that bad i would whine like a little girl at "how bad" they look there should be pictures with them on somewhere.

don't see how its a joke? ummm ok basically its a play on the nissan marketing style. To make the cars "cool" and create a "moody" atmosphere they paint them into a dark background, this highlights the lines of the car so it becomes recognisable. The joke is that Nissan in this picture have darkened out so much of the car its almost like they are trying to hide it as its so ugly, hence; "it looks good in the dark". This plays on its different look that may come across a bit marmite. any better?

shame on you

never forget, sucking up to the new girl comes with lonliness not really, a munter is still a munter even dressed in a pretty frock

didnt say you had offended whatsoever, was just expecting something more substantial. anyway, moving on.

chris is back in love?

ok ok i apologise. Its not like we are my350.com or anything though, hardly being that horrible. and i can hardly talk regarding pointless threads

um yeah, feels like im looking at a 12 year old's facebook videos

Why not just PM the user hosting the For Sale thread, might be able to jump the que on the "dibs" game that is quite often played on here ooh controversial!

should be able to just click to the point you were at. mine stopped so i refreshed the page and clicked back to where i had got to and no problems.

PM sent

you have skills sir

your next post will be: "why are my posts being deleted!" mods response: "your posting spam to raise your post count which also isnt allowed"

noob

the best service i recieved was skoda, i mean absolutely perfect, did lots of stuff for free, slotted me in before everyone else. I bought some tyres online once, brought them in and asked them to fit them, they took the car in straight away and put them on. While i was sitting there a customer went up to the desk to ask why his car was late and they told him they had a car in with a "dangerous tyre that needed sorted first" they were in no way dangerous they were just being nice to me when i came to sell the car i told them it had a hard life and could they turn the engine light off so i could sell it to a rival garage, they were more than happy, infact now i think of it, it was their suggestion!

the repetetive use of the term knob glassing makes my days so much happier, thankyou!

that bit scares me the fact they did work without your authorisation

your a s bad as my dad for sending chain emails i have a rule of hating them and only ever recieve a few of which i only read a small amount. My dad always sends the fwd'd jokes that are 5 pages long and end up not being funny

dammit, i will keep to not reading fwd'd crap then you give them one little chance and it turns out to be BS

ok so im not normally one to even read these fwd'd emails but this one seems plausable enough it might be worth taking note of. EDIT: WARNING

My 370 goes in on Monday for the bonnet to be re-sprayed, due to a manufacturing fault( a few spots of dust that was sprayed over at t................................................................. ................................................................... .................................................................. .................................................................. .................................................................................ers of "new" cars join these forums because they have a problem, and invariably a whole lot of threads are started, that to an "outsider", would make it seem that, the particular mark is riddled with trouble. Anyway, my tuppence worth and the Jury is still out at the moment on the Nissan dealership that I've bought from. This sounds very familiar and is basically what i'm meaning, this experience is close to the kind of problems chris has had with his Jag, every brand has them so it seems silly to me to have one of them singled out above all others as the running joke.

think we are on the same page sarnie.