As per title, anybody have some ideas how to get rid of a shiner??? 
  
I would love to say you should have seen the other guy    but . . . . . . the other guy was my mate who i was chasing around the street trying to get a girls shoe back that he stole.   
All good drunken fun (still in student mode, wed night edinburgh is class) until i slipped on the cobbles and hit the deck like a sack of spuds.   
I now have a massive black eye and quite a bad cut under my eyebrow. FAIL!!! 
  
To make it worse as i lay on the ground covered in blood at this point, the police pull up and stopped their van infront of me.  Only to look at me for a minute and then drive off   
  
So all in all, not impressed.