BulletMagnet

Might work, might need to be a little more concentrated. Will try it on mine on the weekend and put up a how too if it works! Would it help if the user concentrated very hard on the task at hand?

You'd be better off trying to get some of that carpet M350ZB has on his floor, rofl

So....to summarize.......nurrish likes fit girls with boobies and watching ugly blokes dryhump GTR's.....interesting....lol

If tht's the case, why not just cut a lemon in half and rub that?

this and overall Well at least Adrian has washed his car since, lol When are we gonna see proper pics of your car with the new shoes on?

Welcome to the forums. Nothing wrong with being "protective" we all love our babies.

I suggest patience and a hairdryer, be careful not to burn your fingers tho.

On the topic of foam itself, I phoned the friendly chap at AB and asked about dilution rate of the SSF within the bottle. He advised about an inch worth of SSF and then top the rest up with warm water. Now am I correct in assuming that the more solution I put in and less water, the thicker the foam?

oh right, that makes sense then. Ended up turning the knob all the way back too.

Woke up today only to find a nice card from ParcelForce saying how sad they were that they couldn't make delivery and had dropped the package off at my local post office (which is only two streets away). Anyways, went to pick up said package in the afternoon and gave my new toy a whirl. The AutoBrite Foam Lance: Pre washed the car a little, using some carwash in the Karchers built-in detergent bottle. Then on went the foam lance and away I went Left it to dwell for about 5 mins as instructed on the SSF canister (Used AB SSF with wax and bubblegum scent) By the time I dried her it was getting dark already, lol All in all I'm very happy with the purchase and deffo recommend the AB lance. Not only can you adjust the spread pattern, you can also adjust the amount of foam (I think the + and - symbols are reversed tbh, when I turned to + it actually got less foam) Thanks to Tim of Envy Valeting for recommending such a great product, I will deffo order Envy SSF once my current supply is depleted.

Or save yourself the 1000 mile break in and find a nice quiet bit of road and do some burnouts, lol

Just filled up my washer fluid, it took a whole 5 ltr canister of ready mixed. Greedy bee-otch....

I didn't know we had a warning light for that.

It's normal, windshield has higher priority, thus the headlamp wash will stop before the windshield will. It's also a good indicator to top up your screenwash.

Prolly abseiled commando style off the rooftop

My mate got clamped once, but he took an angle grinder to the padlock on it. Few weeks later he got a letter from clamping company saying about how unlawful it is to remove clamps, but he denied any knowledge and they couldn't prove that it was him that removed it. He sold the clamp for £100 a couple of months later.

lol, Lexx I might go for red bulbs to get that asian brothrel look..... fai dollah meestah

these might help... http://ehardwarestore.com/Rhino-Ramps-8 ... AMMN9O.htm

I suppose the only kind of cycle you'll be able to fit into the back of a Zed is a unicycle, and even then it might be a tight fit. I think your onto something with the Monaro tho. Good luck with your search

OMG, it's like they sent the interior off to totally different paintshops that didn't know what the whole plan was. I suppose it looks ok if your colour blind....it's all just shades of grey....

Agreed! btw, phosphorous grenades will be great for booby traps, hehe. incase anybody is wondering why, it's because phosphorous will stick to the skin and burn due to exposure to air. the only way to stop the burning is to submerge into a body of water. So if one of them goes off at head height, then your choices are limited to drowning or burning to death.

They should punish those scumbags by sending them to Afghanistan to clear minefields with hammers.

Don't you have the little green slip off the old V5? I used that to get my road tax while I was waiting for my V5 to arrive

Did someone from the Learning Centre decide those colours? Like clarkie said, dread to think what the rest of the car looked like, especially the interior, I'd prolly get nauseous after 10 secs...

Ah, I see. So basically, the best thing to do is buy bling bling expensive wheels at all times