BulletMagnet

Well, to let you know why I posted that joke, it was cos I saw it as a status update on one of my friends Status Update on Facebook, thus I added the post to the thread. How it can be seen as a personal attack, I have no idea to be honest. Banter comes in all shapes and sizes. The only other reason I can give for me creating this thread was that Beavis mentioned that I "don't want to learn" and perhaps want to get banned. Thus me making this thread to see if I am really that much worse than others on here.

Even if I did apologize now, it would prolly be meaningless now, because it's run too far. I'll give you this tho, if Lucy is reading this, then I sincerly apologize if this has offended you. I find it quite sad that you jump to a conclusion about me being bored and just making a thread just to make an argument or pointless discussion. It's only because I told you once that I made the "I've had enough..." thread under such a premise. But how can that motive apply to this thread? I don't see it. I am actually interested what people are thinking, because obviously, people are "reporting" my posts, because the admin team seem to be on me because of this. I wanted to find out whether there was a large amount of substance behind it or not.

And it would appear to be the case that it as. Mrs.Biscuit is indeed a member on here and it wasn't me who brought her into the discussion, it was rtbiscuit himself. The sausage jockey comments were not in relation you yourself or Louis, they were in a different thread altogether.

No offense to rich5259, but posting on the thread "Wanted - car for my daughter" with "sound like a good swap, is she hot?" could also seen as offensive, after all we are talking about somebodys daughter here. Then also members that post about "sausage jockeys", "kicking Cheryl Coles backdoor in" and such is obviously non-offensive at all. But sorry, it just sounds odd that some can say stuff and others cannot.

Why do I need to compare two different sites with each other, they are both selfcontained entities. On one hand people shun the other site, but then when it comes to stuff like this, I'm supposed to draw comparisons?

It was only with the context of the thread. You yourself entered your wife into the discussion about said items of underwear, nobody else. In regards tot he gay pics...when's the last time I actually posted something up then? I was tempted to make a nice pice in the MPH thread where there is the pic of the Gay Classic Car Owner club, butI thought, Nah, that jokes pretty much dead now, so I left it alone.

Just wanting to know basically. I'd just want to see hear the general consensus on me and was wondering if most of the community agree with the admins whether I am out of line most of the times or not. I'm only asking because my underwear thread got locked after my last reply on it.

rtbiscuits wife buys crotchless undies......... Puts her leg up on sofa and says to hubby "'Want some of this?" Hubby replies "F**k off! Look what it's done to your knickers!!!!!!!!"

SHARKS!!! WITH FRIKKIN LASER BEAMS ATTACHED TO THEIR HEADS!!!!!

Or you could build them into the front of the car, then if someone cuts you up, you could follow them to the next set of lights, turn them on, melt their tyres and then drive off laughing...

Perhaps to reheat a pizza?

Mini Mag Torch + DVD Burner = Burning Laser Pointer

So when can we expect this to happen

whern did he leave ? where did he go? is on on nissan scroats now? Bit uncalled for...you been on there at all?

Well done on the purchase, you'll notice that the hairdresser comments will stop now too

possibly move the nuts by one hole? It seems like there is a small lips to accomodate the bolt heads, so it sits flush. I'm thinking that the clean areas are where the wheel mouns too, rather than the dirty spaces. Only guessing, perhaps someone who has fitted spacers can help.

Two things... 1) Coyote Ugly impressions are great, but only if performed by girls. 2) Is there a video on YouTube? Hope you get better soon

...didn't see Tim Twatwood in any of the pics....

totally ruined the joke... A panda picks up a hooker and they go to a cheap motel to have sex. He goes down on her for hours and she has multiple orgasms. Afterward, while the panda is getting dressed the hooker sits up in bed and says, "I need you to pay me now!" The panda just shrugs and keeps putting on his clothes. The hooker jumps out of bed and says, "I need you to pay me! I am a hooker, this is what I do for a job!" The panda shrugs again and continues putting on his clothes. The hooker runs to her purse and pulls out a mini dictionary and looks up the word "hooker." She shows the panda what it says: "Hooker; has sex for money." The panda smiles and flips to "Panda", and then without saying another word walks out of the room. The hooker looks down at the definition and reads: "Panda; eats shoots and leaves."

Dude it affects me as much as every other non blonde pale face with a beer belly... Have you seen me in the middle of the night in thick woolen jumper, leather jacket and unshaven??? Enough to get shot in advance if in a high sensitivity area!!! ps i never reply from a distance to a copper cos my accent makes it even more dangerous...lmao I've been to work dressed like this If they expect it, then I wont disappoint them. But saying that, I got a co-worker that could be a prime suspect for terrorist activities...

I take it LCR does not stand for Lairy Chav Racer ten...

I think I seem to remember that someone on here said that Toyo's should be worn in for about 100 miles to get rid of the release agent.

My preference of playing FPS on a PC comes from basically playing FPS for many years and it's the interface that I'm most comfortable with. We are talking way back to the days of the original Wolfenstein and Doom days. I find it difficult to adapt to a different inferface, such as the gamepad for such games. I mean racing games and platformers are fine, I just cannot get into playing FPS on a console at all. Sadly, Infinity Ward have messed up and ther is a lack of dedicated servers for us PC gamers, but we are still hoping that IW will change their stance on this. There's nothing worse than being in a middle of a Killstreak and suddenly during the firefight, the host migrates. On a plus side tho, I do like the fact that it's easy to assemble a team and join a game.

Go on then, someone stick a knife in the fork wielder already! Kill me off, cos I certainly don't conform to the majorities standards.

Come on Hans Von German..... Berliner? Doughnut! anyway Could be worse tho, you could have had a Berliner and a Amerikaner in bed at the same time Imagine the crumbs in the bed after that!