You realise you love your Zed when ...

[twobears]

1. You realise you've spent more on 'gifts' for your car in the last week than on presents for your partner, even though it was their birthday yesterday

[Wasso]

2. You clean her in the dark

[twobears]

3. You have a mental list of friends whom you can't vist because their parking arrangements aren't up to scratch

[spursmaddave]

4. your mods total more than the value of the car

[Wasso]

4. your mods total more than the value of the car

 

Ooops

[Wasso]

5. You won't even let your other half drive your Zed

[glrnet]

6. You contract Zeditis

[TomS]

7. You wash her in the rain

[spursmaddave]

7. When your other half does drive the Zed, she phones you to say the Zed got their ok

[twobears]

"5. You won't even let your other half drive your Zed"

 

Mm, I can relate to that one

[bronzee]

3. You have a mental list of friends whom you can't visit because their parking arrangements aren't up to scratch

That's so right!!! But that's what daily drivers are for. You never visit a friends new house for the first time, because you don't know what the driveway will be like/how steep and if they have off street parking.

 

5. You won't even let your other half drive your Zed

Ohhhh, yip.

[glrnet]

8. You have friends coming over for the weekend and you are still in the garage "working" on the Zed when they arrive (yesterday)

[spursmaddave]

9. you are on a Zed forum at silly o'clock on a Sunday morning

[twobears]

"9. you are on a Zed forum at silly o'clock on a Sunday morning"

 

[glrnet]

10. You are the forum at silly o'clock on a Sunday morning showing the friends who stayed the weekend pictures of Zeds!!!

[Wasso]

10. You are the forum at silly o'clock on a Sunday morning showing the friends who stayed the weekend pictures of Zeds!!!

 

Nice one Mr G

[spursmaddave]

11. you take pictures of 2 zed related potatoes with Zed keys at silly o'clock on a sunday morning

 

[glrnet]

Oooooooo, biscuit dip!!!

[twobears]

Ok, SMD is in the lead so far

[spursmaddave]

Oooooooo, biscuit dip!!!

 

Oi that is slanderous, the only biscuit I have dipped today was a hobnob honest !

[spursmaddave]

Ok, SMD is in the lead so far

 

The worrying thing is I took that pic this morning before I even saw this thread

[twobears]

Dave, have you ever thought of 'seeing somebody' for your Zed related issues? Is there a business opportunity here for someone thinking of setting up a Priory type clinic for Zeditis suffers?

[spursmaddave]

Dave, have you ever thought of 'seeing somebody' for your Zed related issues? Is there a business opportunity here for someone thinking of setting up a Priory type clinic for Zeditis suffers?

 

I do see someone for counselling.... the trouble is it's Graham

 

I think the 2 of us have the most severe strain of the disease, his has manifested itself in all things silver, blue & smurf like, mine has gone down a slightly darker route with carbon fibre, cross dressing and potatoes

[twobears]

"I think the 2 of us have the most severe strain of the disease, his has manifested itself in all things silver, blue & smurf like, mine has gone down a slightly darker route with carbon fibre, cross dressing and potatoes"

 

Hm, given how far things have progressed I think that even if I could resurrect Freud himself I doubt either of you could be helped

[Zugara]

You sell it and buy a Merc.......