leodspider Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 A baby was born who was so advanced, he could talk. He looked around the delivery room and saw the doctor. "Are you my doctor?" he asked. "Yes, I am," said the doctor. The baby said, "Thank you for taking such good care of me during birth." Then, he looked at his mother and asked, "Are you my mother?" "Yes, I am," said the mother. "Thank you for taking such good care of me before I was born," he said. Then he looked at his father and asked, "Are you my father?" "Yes, I am," his father answered. The baby motioned him close, then poked him on the forehead with his index finger many times saying, "I want you to know, THAT HURTS!"Â Apologies in advance if it's a repost Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrumbMC Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 LOLZ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rtbiscuit Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 you would have thought that with all that poking in the head he wouldn't be any where near advanced Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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