glrnet Posted October 7, 2011 Posted October 7, 2011 A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?" God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live." Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair colour and brighten her teeth! Some weeks later crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance. Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 43 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?" God replied: "I'm very sorry madam I didn't recognize you!" Quote
R35LEE Posted October 7, 2011 Posted October 7, 2011 should deduct 1000 posts off you for that one Quote
Tarmac@TarmacSportz Posted October 7, 2011 Posted October 7, 2011 Ha ha, just had me and my Mum in stitches Nice one Grezza Quote
R35LEE Posted October 7, 2011 Posted October 7, 2011 Just told it to my Mrs.... I know she doesn't smile much but she just sighed Quote
glrnet Posted October 7, 2011 Author Posted October 7, 2011 Believe it or not, I do aim to please, glad it made the Tarmac family chuckle Ha ha, just had me and my Mum in stitches Nice one Grezza Quote
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