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Life lesson 1: hitting a beemer...


Husky

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A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and quite

considerable damage. There's no sign of the offending vehicle but he's

relieved to see that there's a note stuck under the windshield wiper.

 

The note read as follows: "Sorry. I just backed into your Beemer. The

witnesses who saw the accident are nodding and smiling at me because they

think I'm leaving my name, registration, address and other particulars.

 

But f**k you...I'm not.

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I heard that only the other week, not sure where though

My mother told me that one .............

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

........................and she died in 1973

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