JT1703 Posted April 15, 2009 Posted April 15, 2009 A man is cupping his hand to scoop water from a Highland burn. A Gamekeeper shouts, 'Dinnae drink tha waater! Et's foo ae coo's sheet an pish!' The man replies, 'My Good fellow, I'm from England . Could you repeat that in English for me.' The keeper replies, 'I said, use two hands - you spill less that way!!! Quote
Stew Posted April 15, 2009 Posted April 15, 2009 I think I started an anti Scottish thread with that joke..... Quote
Cara Posted April 15, 2009 Posted April 15, 2009 I've seen this before, but it's still funny (and I bet translation services are needed for some/most people here?) Quote
Stew Posted April 15, 2009 Posted April 15, 2009 http://www.350z-uk.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=29&t=13897&hilit=Scottish+tale See - they were all mean to me! Quote
nixy Posted April 15, 2009 Posted April 15, 2009 Now where is my scottish/english dictionary............... Quote
Cara Posted April 15, 2009 Posted April 15, 2009 http://www.350z-uk.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=29&t=13897&hilit=Scottish+tale See - they were all mean to me! Awww Lots of back up now though!!! Quote
nixy Posted April 15, 2009 Posted April 15, 2009 just looked at the other thread - bloody hilarious! Poor Stew! Quote
Ian Posted April 15, 2009 Posted April 15, 2009 I've seen this before, but it's still funny (and I bet translation services are needed for some/most people here?) Yes Quote
JT1703 Posted April 15, 2009 Author Posted April 15, 2009 oops sorry didn't realise it was a repost ( at least you took all the abuse first time round and saved me from it ) Quote
Stew Posted April 15, 2009 Posted April 15, 2009 oops sorry didn't realise it was a repost ( at least you took all the abuse first time round and saved me from it ) It was a LONG time ago. I just remembered it as I got abuse! Quote
JT1703 Posted April 15, 2009 Author Posted April 15, 2009 scarred for life mate ....sorry to dig up all those bad memories again ! Quote
Cara Posted April 16, 2009 Posted April 16, 2009 I've seen this before, but it's still funny (and I bet translation services are needed for some/most people here?) Yes 'Dinnae drink tha waater! Et's foo ae coo's sheet an pish!' Roughly translates as - 'Don't drink that water! It's full of cow's sh!t and pee/urine' (whatever you want to call it! lol) Quote
Cara Posted April 16, 2009 Posted April 16, 2009 Ah but they can't 'appreciate' the joke without knowing that Couldn't keep them hanging Could be quite useful...... Quote
Stew Posted April 16, 2009 Posted April 16, 2009 Ah but they can't 'appreciate' the joke without knowing that Couldn't keep them hanging Could be quite useful...... Especially if they come to the hoon! Quote
JT1703 Posted April 16, 2009 Author Posted April 16, 2009 Ah but they can't 'appreciate' the joke without knowing that Couldn't keep them hanging Could be quite useful...... Especially if they come to the hoon! I'm sure we'll see plenty of that as we tour every back road in the Scottish Highlands over 2 days ! Quote
Cara Posted April 16, 2009 Posted April 16, 2009 Pmsl, in other words, lapse into 'Aberdonian speak' whenever speaking in public at the hoon but want to hide/confuse/amuse Quote
Jay Posted April 16, 2009 Posted April 16, 2009 Ahh but do u lot up north understand glaswegian chat? Quote
JT1703 Posted April 16, 2009 Author Posted April 16, 2009 Ahh but do u lot up north understand glaswegian chat? aye but , no but , aye but Quote
Jay Posted April 16, 2009 Posted April 16, 2009 Donnae bea sa stoopit, bolt ya rocket befae ay launch yae Quote
JT1703 Posted April 16, 2009 Author Posted April 16, 2009 Donnae bea sa stoopit, bolt ya rocket befae ay launch yae OK Quote
Jay Posted April 16, 2009 Posted April 16, 2009 Donnae bea sa stoopit, bolt ya rocket befae ay launch yae OK Quote
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