nurrish Posted March 27, 2009 Posted March 27, 2009 Q: What is the definition of Confidence? A: When your wife catches you in bed with another woman and you slap her on the ass and say, "You're next!" Q: How do you know when you are getting old? A: When you start having dry dreams and wet farts. Q: What's the definition of "trust"? A: Two cannibals giving each other a BJ Q: When is a pixie not a pixie? A: When he's got his head up a fairy's skirt, then he's a goblin'. Q: What is the difference between a 69 and driving in the fog? A: When driving in the fog, you can't see the asshole in front of you. Q: What do Kodak and condoms have in common? A: They both capture the moment. Q: What's got 90 balls and makes women sweat? A: Bingo. Q: What's 100 yards long and smells of wee? A: The Post Office queue on Thursday mornings. Q: What have the Gas Board and pelicans got in common? A: They can both stick their bills up their arse. Q: What's the difference between PMT and BSE? A: One's mad cow's disease and the other's an agricultural problem. Q: Who is the only man weighing over 11st, who has ridden a Derby winner, since 1945? A: Lester Piggott's cell mate. Q: What's got 500 legs and no pubic hair? A: The front row at a Boyzone concert. Quote
Maccaman Posted March 27, 2009 Posted March 27, 2009 Look out for Chris & his temporary ban button. Quote
martinmac Posted March 28, 2009 Posted March 28, 2009 Look out for Chris & his temporary ban button. We all have them now Quote
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