Stew Posted April 30, 2008 Share Posted April 30, 2008 1) The new Ji-Sung Park song at OT. "Park, Park, Where ever you may be You eat dogs in your home country But it could be worse You could be a scouse Eating rats in your council house" 2 ************************************** (To the tune of The Addams Family) by fans visiting Norwich: Your sister is your mother Your uncle is your brother You all f@*k one another The Norwich family der der der der clap clap etc 3 ************************************** Newcastle fans towards Sunderland fans. 'Going down, going down, going down.' Sunderland fans reply..... 'So are we , so are we , so are we.' 4 *************************************** "Where's your real dad, where's your real dad!?" Charlton fans to Shaun Wright-Philips 5 *************************************** Toon fans to JF Hasselbaink. He even laughed!: "You're just a fat Eddie Murphy" 6 *************************************** (To the tune of Craig David - Rewind): "VAN PER-SIE, WHEN A GIRL SAYS NO - MOLEST HER" 7 *************************************** To Graham Rix when he was released from prison after being convicted for, well, you know... (To the Manic Street Preachers song): "If you tolerate RIX, then your children will be next" 8 **************************************** West Brom sang: the premier league is upside down the premier league is upside down we're up the top Chelsea bottom the premier league is upside down then a few seconds later champions...............champions..............champions 9 *************************************** He's here, he's there We're not allowed to swear Frank Leboeuf, Frank Leboeuf" Chelsea fans after Leboeuf said in a radio interview that he didn't like the idea of a swear word in his song. 10 ************************************** A song about Tim Howard's tourettes syndrome..... *in style of Chim-Chiminey* Tim timminy Tim timminy Tim Tim Tirooo We've got Tim Howard and he says F*CK YOU!! 11 *************************************** In reference to Jaime Carragher's dad being banned from football stadia after being arrested for being drunk at a football match... He's red, He's sound, He's banned from every ground, Carra's dad, Carra's dad 12 *************************************** Sung by Birmingham fans after Heskey started banging in the goals at St Andrews... There's only one Emile Heskey, one Emile Heskey, He used to be sh**e, But now he's alright, Walking in a Heskey wonderland 13 *************************************** Here's a beauty sung at Highbury when Cygan is drafted in as emergency cover... He's bald, He's sh*t, He plays when no-one's fit, Pascal Cygan! Pascal Cygan! 14 *************************************** To the tune of Rebel Rebel Neville Neville, you play in defence, Neville Neville, your play is immense, Neville Neville, like Jacko you're bad, Neville Neville is the name of your dad 15 **************************************** Don't blame it on the Biscan, Don't blame it on the Hamann, Don't blame it on the Finnan, Blame it on Traore, He just can't, He just can't, He just can't control his feet. He just can't, He just can't, He just can't control his feet. 16 ************************************** "Two Andy Gorams, there's only two Andy Gorams"... Celtic fans to Andy Goram after its revealed the chubby keeper was diagnosed with Schizophrenia. Probably a repost, definately old. Just thought it was funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarnie Posted April 30, 2008 Share Posted April 30, 2008 PMSL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funkymofo Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 haha.... when I was at old trafford for the arsenal match Arsene Wenger stood up in the technical are which prompted 50,000+ people to start chanting "sit down you paedophile" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zummertor Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 Brilliantly inventive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rmmackfc Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 One of my favourites was my local derby, Kilmarnock vs Ayr at Somerset Park (Ayr's ground). The away end is terraced and is quite frankly a dump. Anyway the song went like this.... Stand up, cause we can't sit down Stand up, cause we can't sit down Stand up, cause we can't sit down Stand up, cause we can't sit down etc.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndySpak Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 The last one of your list is one of my all time favourites! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sl114 Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 One problem, you left the consonants in! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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