Trev-the-Rev Posted January 6, 2008 Posted January 6, 2008 Hideous-looking, obese, smelly, ill-tempered, lazy, cowardly, complete liar seeks total opposite. I'm a young,svelt good-looking girl who loves to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips. I love cozy winter nights spent lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. Rub me in the right way and watch me respond. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm yours. MAN, totally honest. Will take ANYTHING. Minimalist seeks woman. Quote
Zedrush Posted January 6, 2008 Posted January 6, 2008 I can see Sarnie taking down notes what to put in his next ad Quote
AndySpak Posted January 6, 2008 Posted January 6, 2008 My favourite dating ad... WANTED: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook frogs legs, who appreciates a good fuc- schia garden, classical music and tal- king without getting too serious. But please only read lines 1, 3 and 5. Quote
jim Posted January 6, 2008 Posted January 6, 2008 My favourite dating ad... WANTED: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook frogs legs, who appreciates a good fuc- schia garden, classical music and tal- king without getting too serious. But please only read lines 1, 3 and 5. Nice one Quote
GIXXERUK Posted January 6, 2008 Posted January 6, 2008 My favourite dating ad... WANTED: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook frogs legs, who appreciates a good fuc- schia garden, classical music and tal- king without getting too serious. But please only read lines 1, 3 and 5. Nice one +1 Quote
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