Had a letter from a Legal Solicitors popped through my door today:
Reads as follows:
Dear Sir
We are acting on behalf of our clients who recently suffered a loss to their family and would like to track down the fiend who murdered their parents!
Any information pertaining to the events surrounding the demise of Mr H.Hog, and Mr S.Quirrel would be taken in the deepest confidence and a reward leading to the arrest of the perpertators awarded upon successful prosecution.
We have evidence that Gunmetal and Custard Yellow vehicles were involved in seperate incidents on Sunday 11th May 2008 in Wales?
One more sad casualty was also incurred. A Mrs Bee who suffered concussion - she is presently resting in the clover ward of the local hospital but is unlikley to fly again.
Such shameful behaviour deserves a heafty sentance - at least with long words in Bold!
We look forward to hearing from you about this matter
Regards
Mr R.A. Bit
R.A.Bit, B. Brush and F. ly solicitors Lecester Square London W1