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Nice cant wait to se pics

its not my fault its erm a medical disorder

PMSL Ah ha Ah ha, Nix why do I always end up saying the womans part?

Oh I wouldn't go that far Oh this is soooo wrong, old people flirting She's so gonna slap you lol

PMSL

needs spacers and lower lol , pure class

Nah its known as the straining to poop himself look

you already own that name

banana rhama harma or crap bag like in friends lol, Hoe about Laville? Could call you my big sis then

Just came back from the gym nixy....looking just like him if not better!!! Damn and this is how Ive pictured you: was a little off

Thats a whole lots of crapolla

My entry

almost done video sorry for delay bud had an ankle injury so was on crutches for a little bit but all better now so almost there... Wonder how much will cost to fix the magnet?

What happened to them molecules of small atoms electrons that were collided together in switzerland? Did they find the god particle or manage to create unlimited amount of energy which we can use for decades to come? Thought switzerland were only good for watches and chocolate, but after watching Angels and Demons Im curious... could it blow up the world if in the wrong hands? More precisely could it put an end to Gordan Brown?

sounds like ARphotographs has met me before

Nice pics guys, hey rich you got a link to other pics you took, someone told me there were some you took on way home and were funny as hell, you got a link to the thread?

glad you got it back mate, screwing or what but since its at this stage probably worth considering what colour to have it sprayed, the best colour ive seen has to be black so far, not sure if you saw that colour but the guy who did this kit in black looked stunning. This he was a member on here

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The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, 'Well, I'm off now. The man should be here soon.' Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. 'Good morning, Ma'am', he said, 'I've come to...' 'Oh, no need to explain,' Mrs. Smith cut in, embarrassed, 'I've been expecting you.' 'Have you really?' said the photographer. 'Well, that's good. Did you know babies are my specialty?' 'Well that's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat'. After a moment she asked, blushing, 'Well, where do we start?' 'Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch, and perhaps a couple on the bed. And sometimes the living room floor is fun. You can really spread out there.' 'Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work out for Harry and me!' 'Well, Ma'am, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But if we try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven angles, I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results.' 'My, that's a lot!', gasped Mrs. Smith. 'Ma'am, in my line of work a man has to take his time. I'd love to be In and out in five minutes, but I'm sure you'd be disappointed with that.' 'Don't I know it,' said Mrs. Smith quietly. The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his baby pictures. 'This was done on the top of a bus,' he said. 'Oh, my word!' Mrs. Smith exclaimed, grasping at her throat. 'And these twins turned out exceptionally well - when you consider their mother was so difficult to work with.' 'She was difficult?' asked Mrs. Smith. 'Yes, I'm afraid so. I finally had to take her to the park to get the job done right. People were crowding around four and five deep to get a good look' 'Four and five deep?' said Mrs. Smith, her eyes wide with amazement. 'Yes', the photographer replied. 'And for more than three hours, too. The mother was constantly squealing and yelling - I could hardly concentrate, and when darkness approached I had to rush my shots. Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just had to pack it all in.' Mrs. Smith leaned forward. 'Do you mean they actually chewed on your, uh...equipment? ' 'It's true, Ma'am, yes. Well, if you're ready, I'll set-up my tripod and we can get to work right away.' 'Tripod?' 'Oh yes, Ma'am. I need to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much too big to be held in the hand very long.' Mrs. Smith fainted

To my Darling Husband, Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me. I was coming home from Sylvia Park and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The garage door is slightly bent, but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car. I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me.. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart. I am enclosing a picture for you. I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again. Your loving wife. XX P.S. Your girlfriend phoned.

Its defo official the steriod have taken its toll So ladies and gentleman todays lesson DONT DO ROIDS PMSL think you sold me some dodgy roids little bro Im kinda serious, but not for me, dad asked my mum what she wanted for their anniversary present and she said a tiger or a panda, dad looked at me and said have a look on google and see what the law implications are on this as he is considering it. Be a great guard dog, i mean errr cat

Im thinking of buying an exotic animal like a tiger or a panda, is it possible and is it legal... Dont think my local pet shop will have em Also what will I have to consider, if I get a panda they only need bamboo shoots to eat, but if I buy a tiger they eat like deers and goats, so might be harder to keep buying a deer everyday to munch on... Also exercise if I get a tiger will I be allowed to walk it on public roads and parks if I have a strong enough leash and a muzzle?

Yeh how did I miss this, Welcome Markie, heard tons about ya, have to get you and Nixy down to London go out with Louis LVTW and me

TUNE !!!!!!!!

Yeah it has made my night to be honest mate, ill be even happier with the insurance coughs up so i can finally start getting my car sorted. whats happened to the car bud?