Zedrush

A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs. Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man. The first woman said, “Have you ever had a hug?â€

Maybe Pingu?

For a price.... You don't need a phone for tickets, just more money than you know what to do with. oh contrair you need a phone if yu want tickets to a sold out event they guarentee it Strange, i dont and i dont have that phone Thats cos you are gay and the ticket sellers fancy you Why does it always have to go into homphobic retorts? Do you secretly fancy me or something? Please I got taste Just kidding mate if I was gay Id............. no I wouldnt actually

For a price.... You don't need a phone for tickets, just more money than you know what to do with. oh contrair you need a phone if yu want tickets to a sold out event they guarentee it Strange, i dont and i dont have that phone Thats cos you are gay and the ticket sellers fancy you

Damn it

Id get a new computer Dorian or glasses if you cant defrentiate white from the grey background posting area. Yes got one over him

sorry mate ill take some pics of my car with the tint im just over the limit of whats legal

A sponge!! I was kidding, lol, i have a microfibre cleaning cloth. Only the best Liam - dont knock them, they clean the guys - who works opposite their garage - Are we still talking about cleaning cars never heard of that service before, do you go there often Louis? haha very funny. Quite the funny guys arnt we I know a good BUFFING service though Im sure you do pimp daddyo

A sponge!! I was kidding, lol, i have a microfibre cleaning cloth. Only the best Liam - dont knock them, they clean the guys - who works opposite their garage - Are we still talking about cleaning cars never heard of that service before, do you go there often Louis?

I don't believe you own a zed, i reckon your just nicking pics off the net He does! Ive been in it The pics will be coming, ive got dibs on taking the first shots You gonna take pics of mine today? Its a bit dirty at the moment...... Yeah will do mate, we can always get a quick clean somewhere, a hand wash place that i trust here in coventry as sarah's dad used to go there. Or i have a bucket and sponge here at Sarah's. You can clean it yourself I only have the small camera but it takes awesome pics to say the least. I'm sorry but no Albanian refugee is cleaning my car I'll do it myself if i get time, in between here and facebook Whats the difference between an Albanian refugee and you, thought you were both the same? I almost gave you a sponge and a Fiver when I last saw you

I stayed in school and passed my exams But equally passing exam's is not a automatic ticket to making money. I know plenty of people who passed many exam's and have no money. Me for one. Think the answer is Sarnie just worked bloody hard and made some good decisions in life and now he is reaping the success of it all. Take my hat of to him, met him in person, top bloke, very intelligent (surprisingly lol) and totally deserves the lifestyle he has now. The £5 is in the post Sod the fiver I want the Lambo

I stayed in school and passed my exams But equally passing exam's is not a automatic ticket to making money. I know plenty of people who passed many exam's and have no money. Me for one. Think the answer is Sarnie just worked bloody hard and made some good decisions in life and now he is reaping the success of it all. Take my hat of to him, met him in person, top bloke, very intelligent (surprisingly lol) and totally deserves the lifestyle he has now.

Just got my car tinted yesterday looks the nuts

Nice shine Sarnie really cleaned it well

If you cant find the link then you cant say repost That audi shifts like no other, RS4 looks like a hatchbag with probably an extra 200bhp from stock and a shed load of torque, the M5 is giving it but as soon as it increases its speed on the straight the Audi has dissapeared in the distance. Can you imagine if when they cam around the double lorry if a police car was there, wonder if they would of stopped or carried on, probably had fake number plates just incase, pure madness All it needed is for a new driver to see there in the rear then frantically change lanes out of nerves then it would of caused a huge accident

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8UAvf3xX0o Drivers either have a deathwish or their timing is spot on sorry if a repost

Someone else is doing it doughnut If i did it it would be a mess

love aint free

For a price.... You don't need a phone for tickets, just more money than you know what to do with. oh contrair you need a phone if yu want tickets to a sold out event they guarentee it

Ok Vertu phone is ordered will get in December, if anyone wants tickets to sold out events Ill call up the concierge and see what they can do... In the famous words of a great philosopher: By the power of Grayskull, I have the power

lol Now im lost

You are a man who likes the best, right? So no black bits showing anywhere with a respray? That means a complete car strip - do you really want to be without your car for ages and hoping it comes back all as it should be - potentially a lot to ask . On the other hand if you buy a white JDM then a compromise might be just having the exterior done in the magic paint and with your other mods (your present wheels would look ace on a white car), you then have the makings of something very special? BTW, white and alezan - I don't think so Damn it why do you have to make so much sense

he aint that old

wow its similar to our bluewater then?