This is brilliant, especially the comments section.
A few of my favourites...
John Smeaton ordered a big mac at Burger king….and got one!!!
Giraffes were created when John Smeaton hit a horse with an uppercut
John Smeaton was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.
Makes me proud to be Scottish
http://johnsmeaton.com/