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Ian

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  1. Car looks great but not sure about the carbon skirts, would look better painted imo
  2. When I was getting insurance quotes there was only a £50 difference between an import & a UK car with Bell, Admiral & Elephant
  3. wow You would not get me anywhere near that I don't like going up a ladder never mind one of those
  4. +1 I like my standard 03 lights
  5. One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Jack says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a doctor." "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer at the drugstore at the corner. Just give it a urine sample and the computer'll tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars...a hell of a lot cheaper than a doctor." So Jack deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to the drugstore. He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks. That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Jack began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and masturbated into the mixture for good measure. Jack hurries back to the drugstore, eager to check the results. He deposits ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results. The computer prints the following: 1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. 2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. 3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab. 4. Your wife is pregnant...twin girls. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer. 5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better
  6. I've been trying to get a spare set for a year now. The last set I seen on ebay went for over £100 & they are about the same from the US
  7. Leave it black & leave off the chrome
  8. These are probably the 2 best photos I have of the front end at the moment.
  9. Leave it black
  10. :lol:
  11. I hate my job. I work 7 days 6am-midnight, then 5 days 9-5.30. Only positives are if there are no calls for me to do I just sit at home playing Xbox all day I once spent a whole week at home on full pay because I had no calls logged that week I've been looking for new jobs for a while but theres not a lot out there that comes close to the money I make here.
  12. Ian

    JapFest 2008 17th May

    Ive just made my payment to the ZClub, I will PM you all the details in a bit. 1. Ian +1 - Paid You all have PM
  13. My primera is exactly like that. I've had it 2 years and its never been cleaned. The seats are stained with chocolate & drinks. My Z though is cleaned weekly & Nobody eats or drinks in there, nobody gets in with dirty shoes & I park it miles from any entrance if I do take it shopping
  14. Ian

    Trev?

    Around 4ish on the A470 just outside Ponty? Had a Nismo wing :bye:
  15. :lol::lol:
  16. No probs. Its just that when I was in looking at the black one, somebody asked them to start it for them and was told no.
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